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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the leech? Funny leech jokes submitted by ARK players.
I am leech
You cant kill me
with bleach
I suck your blood
You find me
In the mud
I give you swamp fever
You may want to
Hug your beaver
I give nightmares
To you, your friends
And those dire bears
I no suck on frogs
I live in swamp
Not in bogs
I like to swim
Oh and I
Sucked on you friend Jim
I am leech
You can’t kill me
With bleach
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Bruh first day in my second ark mobile world got my first raptor, then I got YEETED BY A DIPLO INTO THE SWAMP and I'm like "holy fack how the hell do I get outta here before I get snatched by a Capro or sarco and NO TITANABOES OR SARCOS OR ANYTHING SHOWED UP. So I'm calmed down finding a way out and like 45 of these god damn leeches showed up AND SUCKED MY LEVEL 190 RAPTOR DRY (pause) I HATE THIS GAME AND THE SWAMPS