Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the leech? Funny leech jokes submitted by ARK players.
For thoes who wish they could tame this, WHY?
WHY WOULD YOU WANT THIS??? Its quite literally a parasite that carries disease
Fun fact, these dudes carry the swamp fever virus, try walk with that into a dodo farm and you will never get rid of it.
Swamp fever can transmit from players to dodos so if you get infected and get near any birds they will catch it and keep passing it back and forth. Also the dead dodos spread it as well
Leech: Hello player do you have blood c?
Me: Y-yes…
Leech: GET ON THE GROUND, IM DRINKING
GOOD TO NIGHT
Me: Oh hell no
Fire: welcome to the pit, how may i help you?
Me: one leech remover extreme
Fire: ok, that’ll be 100 metal ingots
Me: bruh.
Fire: no bars = leech
Me: yknow what idc get out im getting this #%?!# of me
Fire: …
Fire: WAIT NO
Leech: AHHHHHH HOT HOT HOT 🥵
Me: 😂😂😂