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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

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Bruh first day in my second ark mobile world got my first raptor, then I got YEETED BY A DIPLO INTO THE SWAMP and I'm like "holy fack how the hell do I get outta here before I get snatched by a Capro or sarco and NO TITANABOES OR SARCOS OR ANYTHING SHOWED UP. So I'm calmed down finding a way out and like 45 of these god damn leeches showed up AND SUCKED MY LEVEL 190 RAPTOR DRY (pause) I HATE THIS GAME AND THE SWAMPS
More Leech Funny Tips
Just donโt encounter them and youโre good
so this is where the coronavirus came from...
I was making a path through the swamp one day. I saw a rock in the water. Then alot of rocks in the water. They Werenโt rocks....
Once while at my school we had to to research on leeches...when it came to see what they looked like my recommendation said"What do leeches look like in ARK?" I totally didn't mean to click it...๐updoot
I got a leach on me once, it never came off... I honestly died to it but, even though I died was happy that it was off of me... I respawned and it was still attached to me... :|:|:|:|:|:|
Does anyone else want to forcetame 500 of these?
Leech song
Leech, leech!
Containment breach!
They killed my fam
And want me as ham
Cant tame a caul
They act like its over haul
They suck yo face
And youโll be gone, without a trace
Leech,LEECH!
Contaminant breech!
I hate this stupid beeeeech.
Several words: fish basket. Tame. On server. Leech army. Eliminate enemy torches. Command island. Have leeches praise you as a god. Become leech god. Destroy server with leeches. Have everyone flee in fear. Become only one on server. Log off.
Noob me: ohโฆthis is a rocky pond.
Noob me: waitโฆare they getting closer?
Noob me: waitโฆโฆโฆOH D**MMIT WHAT TH-*dies*
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I am a leach
Me will suk u
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