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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the lamprey? Funny lamprey jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score 2 · Answer 1 · 2021-07-28T21:23:56+00:00

Reality: pathetic lil things that mate and die

Ark: rad. protector

score 3 · Answer 2 · 2019-11-11T01:40:54+00:00

Yes, don’t worry about it. Ever

score 1 · Answer 3 · 2022-11-19T02:38:29+00:00

leech ripoff

(heres some morenwords)

score 1 · Answer 4 · 2022-10-14T16:47:11+00:00

The leech that got away….. for now.

score 2 · Answer 5 · 2020-10-05T22:57:05+00:00

Ah yes my favorite fish

Edit: A HeLpuL TiP ShOuLd iNcLuDe a fEw mOrE WoRdS

score 1 · Answer 6 · 2022-06-15T02:52:34+00:00

It's really like leeches; it drops leech blood.

score 1 · Answer 7 · 2022-05-08T22:18:34+00:00

Me: realizes that this has the same name as that Pokémon

score 1 · Answer 8 · 2020-02-01T05:16:29+00:00

Me, being attacced by sucker worm bois: Help MEEEEEEEE

Stupid Tribemate: *Yeets Fire Wyvern fire at*

Me, now on fire: HELP ME AGAINNNNNNNNNN

Sucker Boi 1: tHiS wOrM iS oN fIrE!!!

Sucker Boi 2: My BuNs ArE bUrNiNg!

Sucker Boi 3: NaO! i’M tOo PrEtTy To DiE!

Random Abberant Dodo: i DoN’t WaNnA bE a ChIkIn I dOn’T wAnNa Be A dUcK...

Karkinos trukin outta da watur: SnAcKs!!!!!!!!

*Death Shriek*

score 0 · Answer 9 · 2022-10-30T20:01:35+00:00

Me: ugh what is that

Also me: ooh mommy can I have it

score 0 · Answer 10 · 2022-04-24T21:41:59+00:00

When you find a SUCKIN leech⚽️S

score -1 · Answer 11 · 2023-07-03T17:57:01+00:00

Wait how did the moder shrink.

score -1 · Answer 12 · 2022-01-03T02:43:50+00:00

Huh these make leeches look enjoyable

score -1 · Answer 13 · 2021-04-25T13:05:44+00:00

Ark players: gotta find a camp fire

Spaghetti enthusiasts: *slurps

score -2 · Answer 14 · 2022-05-14T08:57:06+00:00

Where the f does this thing go when you stand on a campfire?

score -2 · Answer 15 · 2021-12-07T01:39:09+00:00

Is it because I play on Xbox one, or is it because I suck?

score -2 · Answer 16 · 2022-12-18T06:33:13+00:00

This animal is where the phrase fight fire with fire comes from

I’ve only seen it satisfied with my tribe mate as a snack 😏

score -3 · Answer 17 · 2019-10-16T20:14:53+00:00

Predator should not go by dangerous I want to get one of these then I heard these reviews so I'm not getting one your credit if you get one it can kill anything even if you try to tame it

score -2 · Answer 18 · 2023-08-16T10:52:56+00:00

Witness it: ight hear me out bruh

score -3 · Answer 19 · 2020-09-18T16:45:10+00:00

Scidadle scidudle your d**k is now a noodle

score -3 · Answer 20 · 2021-04-25T13:05:16+00:00

Another purple spaghetti nice I don’t want is sucking on me belly