Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies

Me, being attacced by sucker worm bois: Help MEEEEEEEE
Stupid Tribemate: *Yeets Fire Wyvern fire at*
Me, now on fire: HELP ME AGAINNNNNNNNNN
Sucker Boi 1: tHiS wOrM iS oN fIrE!!!
Sucker Boi 2: My BuNs ArE bUrNiNg!
Sucker Boi 3: NaO! i’M tOo PrEtTy To DiE!
Random Abberant Dodo: i DoN’t WaNnA bE a ChIkIn I dOn’T wAnNa Be A dUcK...
Karkinos trukin outta da watur: SnAcKs!!!!!!!!
*Death Shriek*
More Lamprey Funny Tips
Don't go in a a swamp unless you check the water first because when I was a noob I walked into a swamp without checking it first and when I saw this dag nab creepy crawly I peed my pants and I said what the fu** and then I ran around for about 50-60 minutes and when my tribemate saw me he ran away and quit the server
Up if you like my story.