Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
Me, being attacced by sucker worm bois: Help MEEEEEEEE
Stupid Tribemate: *Yeets Fire Wyvern fire at*
Me, now on fire: HELP ME AGAINNNNNNNNNN
Sucker Boi 1: tHiS wOrM iS oN fIrE!!!
Sucker Boi 2: My BuNs ArE bUrNiNg!
Sucker Boi 3: NaO! iβM tOo PrEtTy To DiE!
Random Abberant Dodo: i DoNβt WaNnA bE a ChIkIn I dOnβT wAnNa Be A dUcK...
Karkinos trukin outta da watur: SnAcKs!!!!!!!!
*Death Shriek*
More Lamprey Funny Tips
Converts bodily fluids into charge light. Also gives you AIDS for 10 minutes.
Don't go in a a swamp unless you check the water first because when I was a noob I walked into a swamp without checking it first and when I saw this dag nab creepy crawly I peed my pants and I said what the fu** and then I ran around for about 50-60 minutes and when my tribemate saw me he ran away and quit the server
Up if you like my story.
Ark:let's make a death worm that lives on land!
Us:what is that.
S U C C
Congratulations! Your Leech has evolved into Lamprey!
Me: "Mom can I get a Death Worm"
Mom: "No, We have a Death Worm at home"
The Death Worm at home
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Wiggly wiggly I came for your jiggly
Real men eat it like a gummy worm
To the guy who said he found his sisters
Iβm glad I donβt have any