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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the lamprey? Funny lamprey jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 215 · Answer 1 · 2018-01-12T12:23:40+00:00

Converts bodily fluids into charge light. Also gives you AIDS for 10 minutes.

score 69 · Answer 2 · 2022-01-12T02:10:32+00:00

Don't go in a a swamp unless you check the water first because when I was a noob I walked into a swamp without checking it first and when I saw this dag nab creepy crawly I peed my pants and I said what the fu** and then I ran around for about 50-60 minutes and when my tribemate saw me he ran away and quit the server

Up if you like my story.

score 125 · Answer 3 · 2019-08-11T17:17:55+00:00

Ark:let's make a death worm that lives on land!

Us:what is that.

score 7 · Answer 4 · 2024-07-13T19:12:10+00:00

How CaseOh sees gummy worms:

score 2 · Answer 5 · 2024-10-01T20:19:25+00:00

(Shrek) get out of my swamp! (Lamprey) no clings onto shreks face

score 76 · Answer 6 · 2021-01-17T03:06:15+00:00

Congratulations! Your Leech has evolved into Lamprey!

score 32 · Answer 7 · 2022-12-29T23:18:34+00:00

Warning:

Your electrophorus may not work properly without updating

score 63 · Answer 8 · 2020-12-15T00:00:52+00:00

Wiggly wiggly I came for your jiggly

score 20 · Answer 9 · 2023-05-27T20:39:52+00:00

Me: "Mom can I get a Death Worm"

Mom: "No, We have a Death Worm at home"

The Death Worm at home

score 84 · Answer 10 · 2018-02-02T02:37:34+00:00

These guys make leeches look adorable

score 29 · Answer 11 · 2022-07-02T03:57:54+00:00

Real men eat it like a gummy worm

score 40 · Answer 12 · 2021-03-21T00:18:47+00:00

These guys actually suck(no really)

score 20 · Answer 13 · 2022-12-30T14:37:58+00:00

To the guy who said he found his sisters

I’m glad I don’t have any

score 69 · Answer 14 · 2018-01-21T18:46:46+00:00

The lamprey is useful to cheap players wanting red gems.

score 28 · Answer 15 · 2022-01-12T23:19:52+00:00

I stopped dating it… it was too clingy

score 4 · Answer 16 · 2024-05-25T21:14:41+00:00

No hazard armor? No problem! *Slaps lamprey on*

score 50 · Answer 17 · 2018-07-26T22:41:58+00:00

Wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle

score 16 · Answer 18 · 2022-09-28T05:03:29+00:00

Dear Scientists…

This is wat happens

When you want more than just a leech

score 30 · Answer 19 · 2019-12-06T13:46:31+00:00

Run.

it said it needs more words