What are some funny jokes or stories about the lamprey? Funny lamprey jokes submitted by ARK players.
It's a huge mutated leech wow ark what's next a cat with wings
*sarcasim* oh yay something from my nightmares
real men find them in there pants
Lotta Leaches were on me Someone help me XD
Water in swamps suck even more now
That leech is gone good!
HOLY @&$!?! Where did YOU come from!?
If it bite you yeet thine into fire
Ark:let's make some thing scary!Hmm... I know!A giant land worm of death!
Run
Or else you want to diy
I’m not sleeping tonight. I’m scared
It's so ugly.mi no like.handy for scaring buddies tho
It will demolish your tames and your character
Listen y’all I think I just found my sisters
Once I saw this and got out my AR and REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
This is scary.
"Did you like the Leech?"
"Uh, no-"
"That's great, so I made a bigger one."
They sux !
Once I was in the pond and I saw some Titanoboa‘s and a couple of lampreys attached to me and they all suck my blood out then the Titanoboa’s killed me and the lampreys I was so sad because I got pretty far
Reality: pathetic lil things that mate and die
Ark: rad. protector
Yes, don’t worry about it. Ever