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To the guy who said he found his sisters

I’m glad I don’t have any

Converts bodily fluids into charge light. Also gives you AIDS for 10 minutes.

I really don’t know what it is but IT LOOKS LIKE IF SPAGHETTI HAD NIGHTMARES

Dear Scientists…

This is wat happens

When you want more than just a leech

Real men eat it like a gummy worm

S U C C

Don't go in a a swamp unless you check the water first because when I was a noob I walked into a swamp without checking it first and when I saw this dag nab creepy crawly I peed my pants and I said what the fu** and then I ran around for about 50-60 minutes and when my tribemate saw me he ran away and quit the server

Up if you like my story.

Wiggly wiggly I came for your jiggly

Congratulations! Your Leech has evolved into Lamprey!