Player: let's fight

Titan: ok

The island ark comes to smush him

"Jhon Cena thiem"

So this guys on Ragnarok huh? I thought it was extinction.weird how I play Ragnarok...and that's where I met clive my overpowered dodo...hmmmmmmmmmmmm

Me:All right let's do this 💪

Terminal:Are you sure you want to do this?

Me:Of course I have a bunch of stuf 100 gigas, all of the titans, 1000 crystal and normal wyverns, and I also have every 1 on the sever in a mek of course I can do this.

Terminal:(fine if you want it that way the here)OK i believe you.

Me:OK let's do this.

(King titan comes)you dare challenge me u summon my friends overseer, dragon, broodmother, gigapithocus, forest titan, ice titan, desert titan,Fenrier, queen crystal wyvern, manticore, let's show what we can do.

Me:Poops oh 😳 I give up.

“I’m hungry FEED MMMEEEEEEEEEEE!and I don’t want giga pancakes”

The new movie Godzilla vs Biollante!

No wait, EVEN BETTER!

King titan vs Rockwell!

Bola and club easy peasy lemon squeezey

Oh! ARK made is own Godzilla... WHY!!!!!

He's dancing the kill all players admin command dance! Ouch it DID work as a admin command...

I cant be the only one who spawned in hundreds of lvl 10000 dodos and killed the alpha whilst riding on a lvl 10000000 terror bird?

Who's that Pokemon its... who the heck knows what it is or how much eat

So what your gonna do is hit it with a club feed it thatch and then it will farm fibre … oh wait that’s my friend

The all mighty

Dodo vs king titan

who will win

Ark dev 1: Let's have Godzilla versus Kong.

Ark dev 2: We don't have the rights to them.

Ark dev 1: Yeah, you're right. How about we make Godzilla a giant ugly corrupted thing and Kong a giant snow monkey that's blind in one eye?

Ark dev 2: *Gasps of admiration* YES.

---Bob The Survivor, God Of The ARKs---

My bro is the the type of person who would grab his dodo army and destroy this guy with the seer amount of dodos (we play the game a bit easier so he would have dodos with 18k% damage and 18k health )

I lost a lot of animals and Dino’s and Rex’s

Before you try to target just make sure you have an army of t Rex’s spino giga titan wyzerns saber tooth tigers

He’s bigger than earth, Godzilla

Hey guys there’s a mega kaiju in ark 🦖🐉

King titan sees me

Me spawns level 100dodorex

King Titan oh shit

Once I was trying to tame a dreadnoughtus when I saw "king titan is wandering the wasteland"😭