Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
Me:All right let's do this πͺ
Terminal:Are you sure you want to do this?
Me:Of course I have a bunch of stuf 100 gigas, all of the titans, 1000 crystal and normal wyverns, and I also have every 1 on the sever in a mek of course I can do this.
Terminal:(fine if you want it that way the here)OK i believe you.
Me:OK let's do this.
(King titan comes)you dare challenge me u summon my friends overseer, dragon, broodmother, gigapithocus, forest titan, ice titan, desert titan,Fenrier, queen crystal wyvern, manticore, let's show what we can do.
Me:Poops oh π³ I give up.
More King Titan Funny Tips
Real men will use a bola and club
I actually defeated this guy with a few hundred maxed out dodos. Pretty epic, right gamers?
(Helena be like) save the world from the element corruption
(You) bet
( Helena) but theirs a catch
(You) ok what is it
(Helena) you have to kill arks version of godzilla
(You) no screw you screw earth I'm out cya never ya stupid woman
A nice dose of ForceTame is all you need. Its his favorite food
This creature is massive abomination!.... just like Fortnite.
(Rex) I am the biggest Dino!
(Giga) are you sure about that?
(Titano) you 2 are midgets.
(Desert Titan) no u smol
(Ice Titan) you guys tiny.
(Groot Titan) you all small!
(King Titan to mega mek) Hold my beer.
itβs a lizard!
itβs Godzilla!
itβs the respawn screen!
No preparation needed. Just punch it or club it, maybe tranq arrows, and plop a few mejos in their mouth. Poof, youβve tamed a dodo. Wait. This is king titan. Whoops
If you got close enough to press the Dododex button...
Iβd say your dead
Don't click read more.
Too late
I'm hungry
Press up
Happy new year
Wowβ’
Press up r die