Player: let's fight
Titan: ok
The island ark comes to smush him
"Jhon Cena thiem"

Player: let's fight
Titan: ok
The island ark comes to smush him
"Jhon Cena thiem"
Real men will use a bola and club
I actually defeated this guy with a few hundred maxed out dodos. Pretty epic, right gamers?
AKA
Godzilla Chinese copy
I tamed it with my titans
And mega mek
A nice dose of ForceTame is all you need. Its his favorite food
This creature is massive abomination!.... just like Fortnite.
(Rex) I am the biggest Dino!
(Giga) are you sure about that?
(Titano) you 2 are midgets.
(Desert Titan) no u smol
(Ice Titan) you guys tiny.
(Groot Titan) you all small!
(King Titan to mega mek) Hold my beer.
it’s a lizard!
it’s Godzilla!
it’s the respawn screen!
If you got close enough to press the Dododex button...
I’d say your dead
No preparation needed. Just punch it or club it, maybe tranq arrows, and plop a few mejos in their mouth. Poof, you’ve tamed a dodo. Wait. This is king titan. Whoops
Don't click read more.
Too late
I'm hungry
Press up
Happy new year
Wow™
Press up r die