This is what we get after ark watches too much Godzilla

My bro is the the type of person who would grab his dodo army and destroy this guy with the seer amount of dodos (we play the game a bit easier so he would have dodos with 18k% damage and 18k health )

Real men will use a bola and club

I actually defeated this guy with a few hundred maxed out dodos. Pretty epic, right gamers?

Me:All right let's do this 💪

Terminal:Are you sure you want to do this?

Me:Of course I have a bunch of stuf 100 gigas, all of the titans, 1000 crystal and normal wyverns, and I also have every 1 on the sever in a mek of course I can do this.

Terminal:(fine if you want it that way the here)OK i believe you.

Me:OK let's do this.

(King titan comes)you dare challenge me u summon my friends overseer, dragon, broodmother, gigapithocus, forest titan, ice titan, desert titan,Fenrier, queen crystal wyvern, manticore, let's show what we can do.

Me:Poops oh 😳 I give up.

This creature is massive abomination!.... just like Fortnite.

Get 10 mill gigas and watch em turn into pancakes - Syntac

A nice dose of ForceTame is all you need. Its his favorite food

No preparation needed. Just punch it or club it, maybe tranq arrows, and plop a few mejos in their mouth. Poof, you’ve tamed a dodo. Wait. This is king titan. Whoops