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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the king titan? Funny king titan jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score 17 · Answer 1 · 2020-07-06T17:56:33+00:00

I hope i will win against him, it's my 629 try!

score 5 · Answer 2 · 2024-05-28T08:56:21+00:00

Godzilla: How da hell you spell show-furr?

King Titan: Chauffeur.

GZ: OOOO

Fancy-Pants

Rich McGee over here!

[__] you.

score 17 · Answer 3 · 2020-05-01T08:06:33+00:00

To kill you need 3 mega meks, all the titans, 100 gigas, 1k velos, and 100 rexs with tek saddles it will also kill the server.

score 15 · Answer 4 · 2020-10-09T21:45:57+00:00

Titanosaur: I’m the omega

King titan: says hi

Titanosaur: flies across the map

King titan: woops 😈

score 14 · Answer 5 · 2021-01-11T02:36:09+00:00

You vs the guy told you not to worrie about

score 1 · Answer 6 · 2025-09-05T21:02:48+00:00

Me: Time to fight the King Titan, * brings Ice Titan, Forest Titan and Desert Titan* Activates boss fight at terminal * Hmm, Where's this tiny lizard at,* Boss Music as it starts to spawn in*

I turn around and see it as it came out of literally nowhere,

“ WHAT, HOW IS IT BIGGER THAN MY OWN TITANS! OH HELL NAWWW” corruption Pteranodons fly at me and my Ice titan can’t hit one annoying one* “ BRUHH” as the King Titan glared at me and attacks*

score 15 · Answer 7 · 2020-08-01T10:47:30+00:00

Hmm i wonder if i put a lego will he stomp on it?*puts para that looks like a lego and named lego*

Alpha king titan (lvl 1203) was killed by Lego (lvl 1)

score 15 · Answer 8 · 2020-07-07T02:00:14+00:00

Sooooooo you could kill or just.................. force tame it

score 4 · Answer 9 · 2024-07-15T20:55:37+00:00

To the guy who used maxed out dodos to kill this thing… HA! I used a single maxed out bulbdog that I brought in from Abberation!

score 14 · Answer 10 · 2020-09-10T22:14:48+00:00

It’s Godzilla in ark!!! What’s next a hydra?

score 5 · Answer 11 · 2024-02-10T19:32:28+00:00

I saw one and it reminded me of my mom if she does not have coffee

score 12 · Answer 12 · 2021-06-02T00:42:00+00:00

What did I tell you about dumping a crocodile and Godzilla hybrid into radiation ark?

score 8 · Answer 13 · 2022-10-25T13:31:09+00:00

It is sea emperor leviathan on steroids. ON LAND!!!! ark is copying subnautica like crazy yeah like parakeet fish school looks like a peeper from subnautica

score 12 · Answer 14 · 2021-03-02T01:30:22+00:00

How to fight alpha

STEP 1: summon it

STEP 2: engage in a Bola race with your friend

STEP 3: win the bola race and RUN

score 6 · Answer 15 · 2023-07-05T23:31:26+00:00

Every person that thought this fight was easy-

I just brought in 1M health and 10M Melee gigas and it was a easy fight don’t stress about it to much

score 13 · Answer 16 · 2020-08-01T10:56:08+00:00

Sir, no. Fornite doesnt suck because of a bug, fornite sucks because Ive seen real people throw broken hammered tvs into lakes and seen them hurt people to play it. Fortnite is a bad game.

-seasnake

score 13 · Answer 17 · 2020-07-17T19:36:15+00:00

This is the Godzilla of ark. To escape,bola your friend and run away.

score 2 · Answer 18 · 2025-02-23T04:03:58+00:00

Real men use tranqs, a bola (or 2) and a few dodos to try to tame it.... Whelp real men die

score 6 · Answer 19 · 2023-05-31T04:41:45+00:00

Me:fighting runs twourd my dodo*

Dodo: ah f*ck

score 11 · Answer 20 · 2021-04-06T16:05:57+00:00

Karen’s:”my child is perfect!”

Their child: