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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Why the chicken cross the road to get on my dinner plate

Why the chicken cross the road to get on my dinner plate
More King Titan Funny Tips
Real men will use a bola and club
I actually defeated this guy with a few hundred maxed out dodos. Pretty epic, right gamers?
King titan vs Chuck norris who wins
Helena: the king titan is the end of the world if not stopped
Grug:king titan rhymes with grug
Helena(breathes in to calm down)
Godzilla:tries not laughing cause grug annoying Helena
Helena:the king titan could end the world
Godzilla: I have an idea
Helena:what
Godzilla:lets send grug to mentally damage king titan by saying rhymes with grug
A nice dose of ForceTame is all you need. Its his favorite food
This creature is massive abomination!.... just like Fortnite.
Honestly godzilla wins because godzilla knows titanus doug
(Rex) I am the biggest Dino!
(Giga) are you sure about that?
(Titano) you 2 are midgets.
(Desert Titan) no u smol
(Ice Titan) you guys tiny.
(Groot Titan) you all small!
(King Titan to mega mek) Hold my beer.
King titan: hey godzilla have you ever been such a threat to life that you forced a genius woman to become a digital goddess
Godzilla: no but have you ever been escorted by the entire US military and do you even have a wife
itβs a lizard!
itβs Godzilla!
itβs the respawn screen!