Me sees the king titan

Me:so I will murder you with all the tames that have creatures that have titan in thire names

King titan: so four of your tames

Me: no because i have 100 titanoboas

King titan is dead because of 100 titanoboas 1 forest titan 1ice titan and 1 dersert titan plus a human named todododo.

Okkkk you could bola your friend or be nice and actually kill the thing for real but who likes that idea? Bola him then put handcuffs on him😈😈😈😈😈

Just get that baby dodo level -1000000000000000000090000000000000000000000000000000000000000

It failed for me

Is it just me but isn't it hilarious how syntac beat this pile of corruption on foot 🤣🤣🤣

Just snap your fingers then he will be tamed

In a small bunker about 1 mile north of the soon to be destroyed tek city.

"Hello every one and thank you for joining us to day. Now I know some rumors have been going around that some kind of f@#$ing godzilla is on his way to put it hardly kill us all, and to put it lightly, well he will make the arks malfunction and cause a good chunk of this place to be deleted from the world. But we have good news. He now has a laser breath attack that we discovered just a few sec-

*ear splitting noise*

"Well there's our ride"

Mr guy who talks to much was killed

Random Boi was killed

Chibi pet snow owl was killed

Element lover was killed

Element hater was killed

Random spy was killed

Nuke detonator was killed

WHAT THE F*** WAS THAT was killed

Guy who sees all and nothing was killed

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Real men kill this with a slingshot

King titan : wat up noob

Me: ( unleashing level 300 dodo all points in strength and health )

King titan: I can take this s*it get rety to get fu*ked up dodo

Dodo: hits it

Server: your dodo has killed the king titan

Put some mejo up it's ass and hope for the best

Wakes up day one on server look behind him/her see’s king titan well we had a good 2 seconds you were killed by a king titan alpha lvl 1

real man uses a fist n a bola n dodo

Noob: what is that a godzilla in ark

Ark: no silly noob that is your respawn screen

How to kill king titan:tame a mech Godzilla and attack

How to tame

You put your hands in the air

And grab a bird from the sky

And eat it whole so that you may absorb its power of flight

Now you can also dive bomb fish because your vision's enhanced

This is the cool patrol dance

You're basically a superhero now

So throw some cars

Then rub your magnum thighs together and set fire to mars

Now harness all your sexy fury in a victory stance

This is the cool patrol dance!

Pretty easy tame just bring a slingshot a bola and some berrys and you'll be good to go

It kind of looks like those monsters from the movie Pacific rim.

Just so you now this will crush you yep

Hahaha just bring one ore 2 Dodos and the fight is won in next to no time

Creature is amazing and is a hard thing to defeat

You:Defeats Alpha King Titan

King Titan:I HAVE BEEN DETHRONED

also you:ALL HAIL THE NEW KING