Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
In a small bunker about 1 mile north of the soon to be destroyed tek city.
"Hello every one and thank you for joining us to day. Now I know some rumors have been going around that some kind of f@#$ing godzilla is on his way to put it hardly kill us all, and to put it lightly, well he will make the arks malfunction and cause a good chunk of this place to be deleted from the world. But we have good news. He now has a laser breath attack that we discovered just a few sec-
*ear splitting noise*
"Well there's our ride"
Mr guy who talks to much was killed
Random Boi was killed
Chibi pet snow owl was killed
Element lover was killed
Element hater was killed
Random spy was killed
Nuke detonator was killed
WHAT THE F*** WAS THAT was killed
Guy who sees all and nothing was killed
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More King Titan Funny Tips
Real men will use a bola and club
POV Jurassic world be like: rrr uuuuu rrreeeeaaadddyyyy fffooorrr aaa nnnneeeeewwww diiiiinnnnnoooo???
Crowd:YEAH!
Narrator:alright! We call this one the KING TITAN
crowd: WOOOOHHH
king titan: steps onto stage
Narrator: oooohhh nooooβ¦.
King titan: oops
( since he was so fat he imploded the stage )
He protecc
He attacc
But most importantlyβ¦
TO TAME HIM YOU NEED TO HACC
β plastic bag
I actually defeated this guy with a few hundred maxed out dodos. Pretty epic, right gamers?
I killed the other Titans with my EVO giga but when I got to this guy had to bring my 2 acrocanthosaurs cuz that dude is really hard to kill with only my giga
A nice dose of ForceTame is all you need. Its his favorite food
This creature is massive abomination!.... just like Fortnite.
(Rex) I am the biggest Dino!
(Giga) are you sure about that?
(Titano) you 2 are midgets.
(Desert Titan) no u smol
(Ice Titan) you guys tiny.
(Groot Titan) you all small!
(King Titan to mega mek) Hold my beer.
itβs a lizard!
itβs Godzilla!
itβs the respawn screen!
No preparation needed. Just punch it or club it, maybe tranq arrows, and plop a few mejos in their mouth. Poof, youβve tamed a dodo. Wait. This is king titan. Whoops