Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
In a small bunker about 1 mile north of the soon to be destroyed tek city.
"Hello every one and thank you for joining us to day. Now I know some rumors have been going around that some kind of f@#$ing godzilla is on his way to put it hardly kill us all, and to put it lightly, well he will make the arks malfunction and cause a good chunk of this place to be deleted from the world. But we have good news. He now has a laser breath attack that we discovered just a few sec-
*ear splitting noise*
"Well there's our ride"
Mr guy who talks to much was killed
Random Boi was killed
Chibi pet snow owl was killed
Element lover was killed
Element hater was killed
Random spy was killed
Nuke detonator was killed
WHAT THE F*** WAS THAT was killed
Guy who sees all and nothing was killed
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More King Titan Funny Tips
Welcome to George's cooking show. I am going to tell you how to make giga pancakes.
Step one: tame as many gigas as your heart desires.
Step two: start the fight.
Step three: get all your gigas right next to the kings foot.
Step four: ( if you want to ) kill the king titan and see the aftermath of the floating pancake gigas.
And that is the end of George's cooking showsee you again soon!!!
Me:All right let's do this 💪
Terminal:Are you sure you want to do this?
Me:Of course I have a bunch of stuf 100 gigas, all of the titans, 1000 crystal and normal wyverns, and I also have every 1 on the sever in a mek of course I can do this.
Terminal:(fine if you want it that way the here)OK i believe you.
Me:OK let's do this.
(King titan comes)you dare challenge me u summon my friends overseer, dragon, broodmother, gigapithocus, forest titan, ice titan, desert titan,Fenrier, queen crystal wyvern, manticore, let's show what we can do.
Me:Poops oh 😳 I give up.