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How to tame

You put your hands in the air

And grab a bird from the sky

And eat it whole so that you may absorb its power of flight

Now you can also dive bomb fish because your vision's enhanced

This is the cool patrol dance

You're basically a superhero now

So throw some cars

Then rub your magnum thighs together and set fire to mars

Now harness all your sexy fury in a victory stance

This is the cool patrol dance!

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