Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
How to tame
You put your hands in the air
And grab a bird from the sky
And eat it whole so that you may absorb its power of flight
Now you can also dive bomb fish because your vision's enhanced
This is the cool patrol dance
You're basically a superhero now
So throw some cars
Then rub your magnum thighs together and set fire to mars
Now harness all your sexy fury in a victory stance
This is the cool patrol dance!
More King Titan Funny Tips
Real men will use a bola and club
POV Jurassic world be like: rrr uuuuu rrreeeeaaadddyyyy fffooorrr aaa nnnneeeeewwww diiiiinnnnnoooo???
Crowd:YEAH!
Narrator:alright! We call this one the KING TITAN
crowd: WOOOOHHH
king titan: steps onto stage
Narrator: oooohhh nooooβ¦.
King titan: oops
( since he was so fat he imploded the stage )
He protecc
He attacc
But most importantlyβ¦
TO TAME HIM YOU NEED TO HACC
β plastic bag
I actually defeated this guy with a few hundred maxed out dodos. Pretty epic, right gamers?
I killed the other Titans with my EVO giga but when I got to this guy had to bring my 2 acrocanthosaurs cuz that dude is really hard to kill with only my giga
A nice dose of ForceTame is all you need. Its his favorite food
This creature is massive abomination!.... just like Fortnite.
(Rex) I am the biggest Dino!
(Giga) are you sure about that?
(Titano) you 2 are midgets.
(Desert Titan) no u smol
(Ice Titan) you guys tiny.
(Groot Titan) you all small!
(King Titan to mega mek) Hold my beer.
itβs a lizard!
itβs Godzilla!
itβs the respawn screen!
No preparation needed. Just punch it or club it, maybe tranq arrows, and plop a few mejos in their mouth. Poof, youβve tamed a dodo. Wait. This is king titan. Whoops