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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the king titan? Funny king titan jokes submitted by ARK players.
Me: wow this is.......... Big
King titan: why thank you.......... now DIE
Me:not today BOI
Me: Spawns mega mek*
King titan: oh shit its a big fat mek ive killed thosands oh theses tho so im good
Mega mek: think again
King titan: wait whoa you cant kill me......im inevitable
Mega Mek: stabs king titan*
King titan: noooooooo im dieing
King titan: Reeeeeee
King titan: flicks emergency button
Mega mek: i saw king titan kill
Ice titan: ok.....
Forest titan: whatever
Desert titan IMPOSTER: ummmmm sure
All of tem exept king titan vote him out
King titan was not Imposter
Mega mek: self destruct initiating
Desert titan: hahhahahhahahmammam.wmwmamwmwmamama
I just went to godmode and added lvl 1500 of 100 dreadnought, 100 evo gigas, 300 Evo rexes, 500 raptors, 10 yutys, 5 gigraptors, 100 carchas, 100 rhynios, 33 of each wyvern, 100 deintheriums, all 3 titans, an owl to mount, and an otter (not on my shoulder). I ended up with about 50 dreads, 20 goes, 10 carchs, 1 fire WYvern, and, amazingly, the otter. This was vs the alpha king titan btw