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What are some funny jokes or stories about the king titan? Funny king titan jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score 4 · Answer 1 · 2020-12-26T23:22:07+00:00

Me: wow this is.......... Big

King titan: why thank you.......... now DIE

Me:not today BOI

Me: Spawns mega mek*

King titan: oh shit its a big fat mek ive killed thosands oh theses tho so im good

Mega mek: think again

King titan: wait whoa you cant kill me......im inevitable

Mega Mek: stabs king titan*

King titan: noooooooo im dieing

King titan: Reeeeeee

King titan: flicks emergency button

Mega mek: i saw king titan kill

Ice titan: ok.....

Forest titan: whatever

Desert titan IMPOSTER: ummmmm sure

All of tem exept king titan vote him out

King titan was not Imposter

Mega mek: self destruct initiating

Desert titan: hahhahahhahahmammam.wmwmamwmwmamama

score 5 · Answer 2 · 2020-01-25T18:18:23+00:00

HMMMM. Extinction exclusive it says. But yet it is also listed in Ragnarok. So what is it in?

score 3 · Answer 3 · 2022-01-02T12:52:18+00:00

Nice berrie farmer would recommend for starters XD(I found this in tips for the ice Titan )

score 4 · Answer 4 · 2020-11-14T17:48:35+00:00

YouTuber EP 100: Killing amAlpha King Titan

Me EP 100: Taming a dilosaur

score 0 · Answer 5 · 2025-04-09T18:57:01+00:00

Is there a robo version for mecha?

score 4 · Answer 6 · 2020-08-04T05:44:09+00:00

(Spoiler alert for syntac fans who have not seen ep 100 of ultimate ark)

He did it everyone he killed the Alpha king titan Syntac is the best

score 4 · Answer 7 · 2020-05-08T14:34:08+00:00

Man I: Where do you find the king titan?

Man II: Can you tell me?

score 0 · Answer 8 · 2025-03-01T20:56:27+00:00

Tip: this should not be petted in any way or form, Tip 2: you’ll need stamina..lots of it

score 2 · Answer 9 · 2022-06-26T17:19:03+00:00

Be a man and use your bare knuckles.

score 3 · Answer 10 · 2021-04-25T17:17:27+00:00

At least he is better than rockwell

score 3 · Answer 11 · 2021-04-15T11:00:44+00:00

Tell your tribemate to help you fight bola them and run for you life

score 4 · Answer 12 · 2019-11-16T16:49:28+00:00

I eat humans even though I am a human

score 4 · Answer 13 · 2019-11-10T15:48:50+00:00

Ooffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff

score 0 · Answer 14 · 2025-01-23T00:19:05+00:00

Alpha king titan fight, bring one thing. High speed stat to run away from it. YOU ARE NOT WINNING, PAL.

score 2 · Answer 15 · 2022-05-17T19:28:10+00:00

Remember when ark was about dinosaurs and teaming up with people?

score 2 · Answer 16 · 2022-05-01T00:54:29+00:00

If you find one of these tell your friends to help you oh and get some bolas

score 2 · Answer 17 · 2022-05-01T00:53:48+00:00

This thing walks through your base what the duck do you think your doing *looks at me* actually never mind I was kidding *my argy stabs it once *my argy was never seen again

score 1 · Answer 18 · 2023-06-28T19:03:30+00:00

🎶 it hates me

It hates u

Whoopsy do

Now it is chaseimg u with a shotgun

Hope that u have fun!

Dodododo * you were killed by a lvl 700 king titan*

*you* GOSH DANG IT!!!! Who who whoooo 🎶

(Have a nice day lol 😆)

-magesticgriffen

score 1 · Answer 19 · 2023-06-24T14:17:48+00:00

The King Titan is so powerful that he can destroy not only your tames but also your frame rate and he can set fire to your PC

score 2 · Answer 20 · 2022-01-12T22:23:13+00:00

Just spawn in a tamed level 1 and well you know what to do next if ur on pvp