Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
Me: wow this is.......... Big
King titan: why thank you.......... now DIE
Me:not today BOI
Me: Spawns mega mek*
King titan: oh shit its a big fat mek ive killed thosands oh theses tho so im good
Mega mek: think again
King titan: wait whoa you cant kill me......im inevitable
Mega Mek: stabs king titan*
King titan: noooooooo im dieing
King titan: Reeeeeee
King titan: flicks emergency button
Mega mek: i saw king titan kill
Ice titan: ok.....
Forest titan: whatever
Desert titan IMPOSTER: ummmmm sure
All of tem exept king titan vote him out
King titan was not Imposter
Mega mek: self destruct initiating
Desert titan: hahhahahhahahmammam.wmwmamwmwmamama
More King Titan Funny Tips
Real men will use a bola and club
I actually defeated this guy with a few hundred maxed out dodos. Pretty epic, right gamers?
(Helena be like) save the world from the element corruption
(You) bet
( Helena) but theirs a catch
(You) ok what is it
(Helena) you have to kill arks version of godzilla
(You) no screw you screw earth I'm out cya never ya stupid woman
A nice dose of ForceTame is all you need. Its his favorite food
This creature is massive abomination!.... just like Fortnite.
(Rex) I am the biggest Dino!
(Giga) are you sure about that?
(Titano) you 2 are midgets.
(Desert Titan) no u smol
(Ice Titan) you guys tiny.
(Groot Titan) you all small!
(King Titan to mega mek) Hold my beer.
itβs a lizard!
itβs Godzilla!
itβs the respawn screen!
No preparation needed. Just punch it or club it, maybe tranq arrows, and plop a few mejos in their mouth. Poof, youβve tamed a dodo. Wait. This is king titan. Whoops
If you got close enough to press the Dododex button...
Iβd say your dead
Don't click read more.
Too late
I'm hungry
Press up
Happy new year
Wowβ’
Press up r die