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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
Me: wow this is.......... Big
King titan: why thank you.......... now DIE
Me:not today BOI
Me: Spawns mega mek*
King titan: oh shit its a big fat mek ive killed thosands oh theses tho so im good
Mega mek: think again
King titan: wait whoa you cant kill me......im inevitable
Mega Mek: stabs king titan*
King titan: noooooooo im dieing
King titan: Reeeeeee
King titan: flicks emergency button
Mega mek: i saw king titan kill
Ice titan: ok.....
Forest titan: whatever
Desert titan IMPOSTER: ummmmm sure
All of tem exept king titan vote him out
King titan was not Imposter
Mega mek: self destruct initiating
Desert titan: hahhahahhahahmammam.wmwmamwmwmamama
More King Titan Funny Tips
Welcome to George's cooking show. I am going to tell you how to make giga pancakes.
Step one: tame as many gigas as your heart desires.
Step two: start the fight.
Step three: get all your gigas right next to the kings foot.
Step four: ( if you want to ) kill the king titan and see the aftermath of the floating pancake gigas.
And that is the end of George's cooking showsee you again soon!!!
Me:All right let's do this 💪
Terminal:Are you sure you want to do this?
Me:Of course I have a bunch of stuf 100 gigas, all of the titans, 1000 crystal and normal wyverns, and I also have every 1 on the sever in a mek of course I can do this.
Terminal:(fine if you want it that way the here)OK i believe you.
Me:OK let's do this.
(King titan comes)you dare challenge me u summon my friends overseer, dragon, broodmother, gigapithocus, forest titan, ice titan, desert titan,Fenrier, queen crystal wyvern, manticore, let's show what we can do.
Me:Poops oh 😳 I give up.