Real men will use a bola and club

I actually defeated this guy with a few hundred maxed out dodos. Pretty epic, right gamers?

This creature is massive abomination!.... just like Fortnite.

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Too late

I'm hungry

Press up

Happy new year

Wow™

Press up r die

No preparation needed. Just punch it or club it, maybe tranq arrows, and plop a few mejos in their mouth. Poof, you’ve tamed a dodo. Wait. This is king titan. Whoops

A nice dose of ForceTame is all you need. Its his favorite food

Ark dev 1: Let's have Godzilla versus Kong.

Ark dev 2: We don't have the rights to them.

Ark dev 1: Yeah, you're right. How about we make Godzilla a giant ugly corrupted thing and Kong a giant snow monkey that's blind in one eye?

Ark dev 2: *Gasps of admiration* YES.

---Bob The Survivor, God Of The ARKs---

(Rex) I am the biggest Dino!

(Giga) are you sure about that?

(Titano) you 2 are midgets.

(Desert Titan) no u smol

(Ice Titan) you guys tiny.

(Groot Titan) you all small!

(King Titan to mega mek) Hold my beer.

it’s a lizard!

it’s Godzilla!

it’s the respawn screen!

King titan:*enters aberration*where am I?*sees rockwell*another one of these corrupted dudes?why he bigger than the normal corrupted dudes?

Rockwell:oh so you made element 😡!

King titan:yeah you got a problem with that?😡

Both:*start fighting*

King titan:ez defeated.

Rockwell:I’ll Be BaCk!

King titan:yeah yeah wathever.

Me who watched the whole fight:bro got defeated I’ll tell my dinos!

Rockwell:DONT YOU DARE

Me:oh sh*t I’m out!*goes tell my dinos*hey guys gues what?

My ptera:what?

Me:Rockwell got defeated by King t!

My ptera:🤣and he called himself a god!

Rockwell:TIME TO DIE

Me:*rides my ptera* LETS BEAT IT DUDE

Rockwell:CoMe BaCk HeRe!!!

My ptera:try and stop me!*flies up to king titan*hey king t I’ll pay you 10 amber if you beat up that guy!

King titan:deal!

Rockwell:oh hell no!