Wow I didn’t know this was doom eternal
Real men will use a bola and club
I actually defeated this guy with a few hundred maxed out dodos. Pretty epic, right gamers?
This creature is massive abomination!.... just like Fortnite.
Don't click read more.
Happy new year
Press up r die
No preparation needed. Just punch it or club it, maybe tranq arrows, and plop a few mejos in their mouth. Poof, you’ve tamed a dodo. Wait. This is king titan. Whoops
A nice dose of ForceTame is all you need. Its his favorite food
Ark dev 1: Let's have Godzilla versus Kong.
Ark dev 2: We don't have the rights to them.
Ark dev 1: Yeah, you're right. How about we make Godzilla a giant ugly corrupted thing and Kong a giant snow monkey that's blind in one eye?
Ark dev 2: *Gasps of admiration* YES.
---Bob The Survivor, God Of The ARKs---
(Rex) I am the biggest Dino!
(Giga) are you sure about that?
(Titano) you 2 are midgets.
(Desert Titan) no u smol
(Ice Titan) you guys tiny.
(Groot Titan) you all small!
(King Titan to mega mek) Hold my beer.
it’s a lizard!
it’s the respawn screen!
King titan:*enters aberration*where am I?*sees rockwell*another one of these corrupted dudes?why he bigger than the normal corrupted dudes?
Rockwell:oh so you made element 😡!
King titan:yeah you got a problem with that?😡
King titan:ez defeated.
Rockwell:I’ll Be BaCk!
King titan:yeah yeah wathever.
Me who watched the whole fight:bro got defeated I’ll tell my dinos!
Rockwell:DONT YOU DARE
Me:oh sh*t I’m out!*goes tell my dinos*hey guys gues what?
Me:Rockwell got defeated by King t!
My ptera:🤣and he called himself a god!
Rockwell:TIME TO DIE
Me:*rides my ptera* LETS BEAT IT DUDE
Rockwell:CoMe BaCk HeRe!!!
My ptera:try and stop me!*flies up to king titan*hey king t I’ll pay you 10 amber if you beat up that guy!
Rockwell:oh hell no!