Kap: sees me

Kap: target sighted

Me who just wanted to tame one : throws bola

Kap: oh no i’m stuck

Also kap: still jumps and kills me

Crap-prosuchus Saharicus is a genus of a medium-sized crocodilian that had unusually long legs and could run at high speeds. It was armored and lived in the Cretaceous Period. It’s name means “boar croc” and had 3 sets of large teeth sticking out of it’s mouth resembling a boar.

These things are the embodiment of the phrase "get out of my swamped"

Kapro: bibity bobity your now my property

I kept getting pegged by these things

Literally anytime you are in the swamp: You hear a roar, duck and see a kapro flying past you at 20000mph and hurtle into the distance.

Ahh yes an alligator arise from hell

Me: Oh look! I’m in the swamp! I’m just gonna walk over to the water and taunt these stupid piranhas. Kaprosuchus: Screw the piranhas imma eat his dude! *jumps out of water at me* Me: “Exit to Main Menu”

So I found this really cool looking Phiomia in the Swamp… oh wait nevermind…

Me walking through the the swamp on my raptor I get jumped by a kapro here’s the funny part it grabbed my raptor

They are one of most annoying creatures after bugs and raptor and pirhana, trap them in so they don't get spawned🗿

Me: sets one toe in swamp

Every kapro in 5 mile radius: you yeed your haw

I love kapros so much,I was traveling in swamps when thos alligator thing ran towards a dodo on land and snatched it and I was impressed but moved on but when I slipped off my rex who was passive,a kapro snatched me and ran to land in circles,I laughed do to how long it took to take like idk 13728/3947348 of my health,anyway,I turned around and punched it in the face,makeing it unconscious and I didnt want to tame it and I was going to kill it but then I remembered, "Its a Kapros nature" so I mounted my rex and walked home.

I was riding my argy home holding my pet direwolf when my direwolf starts moving like crazy and I look behind me to see a swamp and I'm like "...wow...".Lifting off I grab my direwolf from the kapro and flew to herbivore island only to see a kapro relaxing in my home,I let it live if it doesnt hurt my dinos,and I sacrifice a 3 dodos a day,lunch,dinner,breakfast dodos.LOL

I was taming a sarco(Aka a croc on crack meth and cocaine aka shreks pet) and then a alligator on meth crack and cocaine came and then bit and then it chose to quote Trevor FROM GTA V (ararragaggaggarhahha).

Once me and my friend were in the swamp, we were taming a sarco, then about 2 sarco’s, 3 kapro’s, 6 mega piranha’s, leaches, and 1 more kapro,

I didn’t know what to do so i killed the kapro’s while they were drowning me, the other grabbed me so i killed it to, i started to run and looked behind me as Piranha’s were swimming after me, the sarco’s were still chasing, my friend was no where to be seen as he was collecting stuff, i just lost all my fear at that moment and sliced the sarco’s and killed one, killed the other and went on a high rock, then the shock got to me and i started shivering in fear in real life, i yell at my friend in chat “WHY! I WAS ALMOST KILLED BY DIS SWAMP WHY DID YOU NOT HELP ME!” His reply “wait wut?”....

It was day 17 on ark I had just finished taming my squad of raptors lvl 8-13 there was four of them I was looking for something to challenge when I can across a croc I didn’t know many Dino’s then it was the first time playing Ark. I whistle and my raptors attacked I killed it however some of its friends were unhappy. OUT OF FUCKING NOWHERE Two more appear one jumping and hitting me killed me I respawned.

Your Raptor Lvl 9 was killed- Kaprosuchus Lvl 18

Your Raptor Lvl 8 was killed- Kaprosuchus Lvl 18

Your Raptor Lvl 13 was killed- Kaprosuchus Lvl 38

I was then waiting for the forth but it never came up. I then went back and found it seemlessly not doing anything. THANK GOD

These guys will literally give you a heart attack I once was wandering with my lvl401 baryonx in the swamp to find a breeding femal for him and just out of nowhere a 300 kapro jumped me and there I had a mini heartattack I didn't even see that kidnapper

They should be called kiddnapasuchus

😕😕

When you see this it’s called “getting Arked”

These guys are just salty about their bad back