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After a long trip on a raft out on the ocean and losing all my dinosaurs I go to the swamp thinking...

Me:That’s it!!!! I’m going sarco taming!!!🤠

*a few minutes later*

Me:Well,There’s one!

Karpo:Hey,There’s one!🐊

Me:Wait that’s not a sarco!What in the living daylights is that thing!Is that a pouncing croc?!😕

Karpo:You were tasty cowboy!

(While closing the ARK app)Me:I need a break😠!But I’ll be back pack’in a pistol🤠!!!


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