
After a long trip on a raft out on the ocean and losing all my dinosaurs I go to the swamp thinking...
Me:That’s it!!!! I’m going sarco taming!!!🤠
*a few minutes later*
Me:Well,There’s one!
Karpo:Hey,There’s one!🐊
Me:Wait that’s not a sarco!What in the living daylights is that thing!Is that a pouncing croc?!😕
Karpo:You were tasty cowboy!
(While closing the ARK app)Me:I need a break😠!But I’ll be back pack’in a pistol🤠!!!
-WildLayton
Going through the swamp to avoid open waters with a buddy and needless to say he died by titanoboa. Respawned on the boat and goes to get his stuff (I'm still in the driver seat) and out of no where one of these things jumps out of the water and lawn darts him off the boat and into the water behind the boat. I'm dying laughing, he's dying laughing. Good times.