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Kaprosuchus
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Back when I did the 1 hour demo on XBox, I don’t think these guys were even out, like 5 years later, as I contemplate buying the XBox version , I am playing mobile, slap all my shit in a box and decide to adventure, I am slipping between Swamp and redwoods, aim to cross a swamp river, I start jumping it, I only see Jaws leap to meet me halfway, take me BACK across the river, and kill me instantly....and my new pants are ruined.

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I like swamp. (Final words while sad accordion music plays)

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Ahh yes an alligator arise from hell

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Me and my pteranodon we’re flying over a swamp but I wasn’t keeping an eye on the stamina so he went down into the swamp and boom! YOUR PTERANODON WAS KILLED BY KAPROSUCHUS Upvoot for respect

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Having a hard time findind these? Go land for stamina on your best bird with all your best gear in the swamp and you are guaranteed to find at least 3

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You see it

It sees you

It lunges at you

For you chezburgers

1 like = 1 noob getting killed by a kapro

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I don’t mind them..........I HATE THEM NOW THEY KILLED MY LVL 600 REX IMA DESTROY ALL OF THEM oh dang these are cute FOCIS I GOTTA KILL THEM ALL awwwww it’s so cute WAIT I GOTTA GET REVENGE FOR DEMON NUGGET 1up =1 rip for demon nugget the Rex

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This guy is the “SURPRISE MUDAFUKA” of Ark like for agreement

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Me walking through the the swamp on my raptor I get jumped by a kapro here’s the funny part it grabbed my raptor

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Me: Walking peacefully near the swamps.

Kapro: YEET!

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Me: Walking peacefully near the swamps.

Kapro: YEET!

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