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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips
What are some funny jokes or stories about the kairuku? Funny kairuku jokes submitted by ARK players.
They breed like bunnies. I play mobile and I tamed three, two females and a male. I had them on wondering in my house forgetting that DUH! They breed, and now I have about 8 other wild penguins in my house that just breed all the time. No interest in stopping it since it’s kinda hilarious to me. Best mistake I’ve ever made. Hahah.
I invented a sport involving kairukus get a bunch of friends with tons of clubs(the weapon not group) and start a 5 minute timer whoever kill the most Penguins in the five minutes wins! Adults 1 point adolescent is 2 points juveniles are 3 points baby's are 4 points! Each stack of organic polymer is a bonus 1/2 point! The sport is called "KAIRUKU CLUBBING" also a great fun way to get polymer.