c l u b p e n g u i n

“Kaboom?”

“Yes Rico, Kaboom”

So we basically kill a bunch of these penguins like Dodo’s, but we get some organic polymer instead?

I don’t get it.

They’re like animals, so I slaughtered them like animals!

I hate them!

Put a Santa hat on it and re name it Santa kairuku.tell your friends it's a new Christmas update for ark and watch them try and figure out how to get a penguin like yours.its funny.TRUST ME!

Updoot if you like this idea...have a great day

NOOT NOOT

Smile and wave boys, smile and wave.

I had a baby penguin called baba.

I liked baba.

But the raiders didn't.

Execute Order 66. Leave none alive

Smile and wave boys.. smile and wave

Slap it off a cliff and sing

Snap back to reality opp there goes gravity choke he's so mad at me but he gives up that easily nope lose your self Eminem

Hilarious