WHY WEREN'T YOU AT JERBOA PRACTICE

When A Noob Sees A jerboa they get hypnotized by the cuteness and does whatever the jerboa says.

Welcome to the jerboa exercise routine just follow what I say

Jump jump duck jump duck run in place for 10 seconds

Jump kick duck jump duck jump, kick punch if you can do a handstand for three seconds, and if you have enough space in your backyard run around as fast as you can and jump around in circles,

and that is the jerboa exercise routine

Hope you enjoyed

I once made a nuclear siren with loads of jerboas, I don’t know why.

THIS IS THE ARK WEATHER FORECAST ☁️☀️

“Today on the weather forecast! Hi I’m Jerry and- wait is that a sandstorm coming!?!”

wrrrrEEEEeEeeE!wrrrrEEeEeEeEe!wrrrEEeEEEEeeE !

*this goes on for five hours*

“Okay um ima get a water and I’ll be right back for: the weather!”

Tina originals ( I am gonna need some inspiration from other writers before I continue this. I just feel to idk I guess bad to do this. 😞😔)

Every other shoulder pet: I provide you with awsome abilitys

Jerboa: it gonna rain

Google the real life jerboa.

Piss off a giga ur dead

Lick a raptor ur dead

Kill my jerboa ur dead

Touch my sandwich ur dead

Why won‘t my Jerboa STFU it cant stop crying

Bro, this little rat has Epitaph, it can see the FUTURE! JJBA fans be weary.

Only cute if your graphics texture setting for ARK is above lowest.

In a nutshe, it can be picked up by one of the worst flyers in the game... (Pteranodon) but it can't be picked up by a massive crab that can pick up stegos?

Why no on Fjordur.

I'm obsessed with them I had to make a separate house for them

Quick tip it’s says karki can’t pick it up and they can

They’re like pringles, you can’t have just one...

Lil cutie (not in a weird way..)

Real life jerboa: looks like rain

Ark jerboa: we woo we woo we woo we woo we woo we woo we woo we woo we woo we woo we woo we woo

Otter: Boy, look at those artifacts

Ferox: Now I’m big and powerful now i’m not feed me element

Shinehorn: Don’t worry, the nameless can’t touch us

Jerboa: The forecast today will be foggy with chance of rain and high lvl carnos

Paint it purple, name it fang

You got fang the hunter or jerboa