Dont you all love it when your trying to tame this little critter then a stupid basilisk attacks you in the middle of it and you die so amazing on crystal isles

They spawn in the swamp on crystal isles so be careful about sarcos when taming them

Jerboa: I’m the cutest thing on ark!!!!!
Ferox: hold my juicy juice

Me:sees jerboa*
Also me:pulls out a club and berries*
Jerboa:ah sh** here we go again.

Found one of these little cuties up in the Chalk Hills In Valguero. I tamed it immediately, named him Jerry. Jerry was such a good boy, he always stuck right by my side up on my cliff home. Then... A rex wandered into our area, thankfully we were at home on the cliff, so the rex couldn’t reach us. I accidentally double pressed y while I was looking down on the rex, when suddenly I see poor Jerry flying down right into the rexes view. I watched as he was devoured by the beast..
One day... I’ll get my revenge for Jerry.

If a ferox went to rehab for its addiction

Me: *Tame Slots Filled With Jerboas*

Crush: Why do you have so many...

Me MY GOALS ARE BEYOND YOUR UNDERSTANDING

I tamed one with my girlfriend
Me: what should we na,

My girlfriend: NAME IT CHARLES!!!

Me as a beach bob trying to feed a jerboa element because I think it is a deformed ferox.

Tame too many and your home end up a nuclear siren...

The weather man is a furry













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Paint it yellow, name it Pikachu.

jerboa on ragnarok:sees me
me:gets tranq gun out
all jerboas in an immediate area:run

We don’t need to talk about how many of these guys i have just sitting around in my base....

Ya punch it in da face till it's knocked out n ya put berries on it n stuff

Predicts weather better than a modern day news cast.

Real life jerboas are cute but ark ones look like fennic foxes....still adorable as hell

It died, I cried, my dino's made that Paracer fly. RIP: Unnamed Jerboa 2017-2017

'Atleast I got my Desert hat back'

WHY WEREN'T YOU AT JERBOA PRACTICE

Me: The wild jerboa in its natural habitat
Me: AAAAHhhhhh! (Blood Noises)
Ferox: Hehehe😈