How to feel self love

Step one tame as many as you can across every map

Step two realise that you saved one of the cutest creatures in game

Step three let them Rome three in a walled off area

Who else tames them cause there adorable I do up if you do to

Me: *Tame Slots Filled With Jerboas*

Crush: Why do you have so many...

Me MY GOALS ARE BEYOND YOUR UNDERSTANDING

How to make a nuclear siren 🚨☢️.

1. Tame like about 12 to 30

2. Put them inside your base

3. Wait for the weather to get bad

4. Turn your volume to 20 (30 if you want)

5. You have a nuclear siren

whoever and I mean whoever uses these for farms, i do not like you.

Tame too many and your home end up a nuclear siren...

Let's pretend we have a baby jerboa, and we paint it green

Ehem..

Baby yoda!

Baby yoda

Flying in his pod,

Baby yoda.

Baby yoda!

Baby yoda.

Flying in his pod baby yoda.

The world has gone insane

And they don't know what is right

You have to keep on keepin' on

Get on that blarg and hold on tight, TTTIIIIGGHHTTTTTT

Baby yoda! Dododod

Baby yoda. Dododod

Flying in his poooodddddddddddd......baby yoooodddddddddaaaaaaaaaaaaaa YEAH!!

Baby yoda song

Made another in otter section

Check it out

Up for more plz

Paint it yellow, name it Pikachu.

I tamed one with my girlfriend

Me: what should we na,

My girlfriend: NAME IT CHARLES!!!

Ya punch it in da face till it's knocked out n ya put berries on it n stuff

Predicts weather better than a modern day news cast.

It died, I cried, my dino's made that Paracer fly. RIP: Unnamed Jerboa 2017-2017

'Atleast I got my Desert hat back'

So I was once on a pvp server where I had a red jerboa (there rare) and we were living in vacuum chambers so I accidentally flooded mine and... Reginald died. Then the server ROLLED BACK and he died again cause my tribe mate used him for carrying bullets, crashed and forgot he was underwater. Imma miss you lil bro, you couldn’t fight or tank but ... you filled my heart with joy

Found one of these little cuties up in the Chalk Hills In Valguero. I tamed it immediately, named him Jerry. Jerry was such a good boy, he always stuck right by my side up on my cliff home. Then... A rex wandered into our area, thankfully we were at home on the cliff, so the rex couldn’t reach us. I accidentally double pressed y while I was looking down on the rex, when suddenly I see poor Jerry flying down right into the rexes view. I watched as he was devoured by the beast..

One day... I’ll get my revenge for Jerry.

Me as a beach bob trying to feed a jerboa element because I think it is a deformed ferox.

Every other shoulder pet: I provide you with awsome abilitys

Jerboa: it gonna rain

If a ferox went to rehab for its addiction

Are they mice or foxes?, I am confused.

The deadliest Dino to ever roam the scorched earth it will instantly kill any level dragon...

The deadliest Dino to ever roam the scorched earth it will instantly kill any level dragon...