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Funny jerboa jokes submitted by ARK players.
Sep 13, 2017
Tame too many and your home end up a nuclear siren...
Aug 1, 2017
Paint it yellow, name it Pikachu.
Oct 21, 2016
Ya punch it in da face till it's knocked out n ya put berries on it n stuff
Sep 27, 2017
Predicts weather better than a modern day news cast.
Aug 12, 2017
It died, I cried, my dino's made that Paracer fly. RIP: Unnamed Jerboa 2017-2017
'Atleast I got my Desert hat back'
8 days ago
I have a level 78
I put it all in meele and health...
Jul 26, 2017
The deadliest Dino to ever roam the scorched earth it will instantly kill any level dragon...
Aug 2, 2017
ok so my jerboa is like lv. 114 i only put those in to health and damage my enemies think i'm going to mess with him. I CHOOSE YOU JERBOA
Sep 1, 2017
I killed someones rexes once with these things... bth tho the rexes were on passive
Mar 6, 2019
☝️vote if baby model needs to be smaller. lol
Aug 1, 2017
Put all levels into melee damage and make it fight.
Nov 12, 2017
In soviet Russia jerboas put You on there shoulder
Sep 7, 2017
Only cute if your graphics texture setting for ARK is above lowest.
Dec 15, 2017
When A Noob Sees A jerboa they get hypnotized by the cuteness and does whatever the jerboa says.
Oct 25, 2017
Google the real life jerboa.
Dec 12, 2018
Piss off a giga ur dead
Lick a raptor ur dead
Kill my jerboa ur dead
Touch my sandwich ur dead
Aug 28, 2019
Make a cryopod
PIKACHU I CHOOSE YOU
RIP jerboa 2019-2019
Oct 16, 2019
Warning:If you mate these guys,be prepared to die of cuteness.
Nov 19, 2017
I made it level 1,500,000 with admin commands and made a nature documentation with my friends by spawning a giga... the jerboa won obviously
Feb 1, 2018
My local weather man could use one of these because he said 3 inches of snow but the next day there was 1 foot of SNOW!