Me and my friend had 23 of theses cause my friend wanted a load but when we where taming a rex he left the rex and tamed the jerboa I died when I respawned I killed him and put his body in a room of spikes

So I was once on a pvp server where I had a red jerboa (there rare) and we were living in vacuum chambers so I accidentally flooded mine and... Reginald died. Then the server ROLLED BACK and he died again cause my tribe mate used him for carrying bullets, crashed and forgot he was underwater. Imma miss you lil bro, you couldn’t fight or tank but ... you filled my heart with joy

Me: *Tame Slots Filled With Jerboas*

Crush: Why do you have so many...

Me MY GOALS ARE BEYOND YOUR UNDERSTANDING

Jerboa; This is Jerboa forecast calls for clear.. wait no. Ummmmmmmmmmm Forecast calls for manticore shower 😬
Manticore; DIE PUNY HUMANS
Jerboa; Enjoy the rest of you day 🙂

I tamed one with my girlfriend
Me: what should we na,

My girlfriend: NAME IT CHARLES!!!

Tame too many and your home end up a nuclear siren...

Me: (the crazy jerboa guy) gah! ( throws jerboas at people)

Paint it yellow, name it Pikachu.

Found one of these little cuties up in the Chalk Hills In Valguero. I tamed it immediately, named him Jerry. Jerry was such a good boy, he always stuck right by my side up on my cliff home. Then... A rex wandered into our area, thankfully we were at home on the cliff, so the rex couldn’t reach us. I accidentally double pressed y while I was looking down on the rex, when suddenly I see poor Jerry flying down right into the rexes view. I watched as he was devoured by the beast..
One day... I’ll get my revenge for Jerry.

Ya punch it in da face till it's knocked out n ya put berries on it n stuff

Predicts weather better than a modern day news cast.

If a ferox went to rehab for its addiction

Me as a beach bob trying to feed a jerboa element because I think it is a deformed ferox.

Me:sees jerboa*
Also me:pulls out a club and berries*
Jerboa:ah sh** here we go again.

Jerboa: I’m the cutest thing on ark!!!!!
Ferox: hold my juicy juice

jerboa on ragnarok:sees me
me:gets tranq gun out
all jerboas in an immediate area:run

It died, I cried, my dino's made that Paracer fly. RIP: Unnamed Jerboa 2017-2017

'Atleast I got my Desert hat back'

Get a yellow one and put it in a cryopod, dollar store pokemon

Real life jerboas are cute but ark ones look like fennic foxes....still adorable as hell

The deadliest Dino to ever roam the scorched earth it will instantly kill any level dragon...