U P V O T E IF YOU WANT A JERBOA PLATFORM SADDLE

I tamed one with my girlfriend
Me: what should we na,

My girlfriend: NAME IT CHARLES!!!

Me as a beach bob trying to feed a jerboa element because I think it is a deformed ferox.

jerboa on ragnarok:sees me
me:gets tranq gun out
all jerboas in an immediate area:run

Me: *Tame Slots Filled With Jerboas*

Crush: Why do you have so many...

Me MY GOALS ARE BEYOND YOUR UNDERSTANDING

My reactions to certain creatures:
unicorns: Shoot it down *pulls out rocket launcher*
Griffins: DIEEEEEEE (I have a much more better griffin so lol)
Jerboa: I CAN’T TAKE THE CUTENESS OF THIS THING I MIGHT ACTUALLY DIE

Real life jerboas are cute but ark ones look like fennic foxes....still adorable as hell

Kangaroo fox. Much wow.
Kangaroo fox. Very much wow.

WHY WEREN'T YOU AT JERBOA PRACTICE

Tame too many and your home end up a nuclear siren...

Paint it yellow, name it Pikachu.

Bro, this little rat has Epitaph, it can see the FUTURE! JJBA fans be weary.

Ya punch it in da face till it's knocked out n ya put berries on it n stuff

Predicts weather better than a modern day news cast.

Mine killed a level 67 tek raptor

These are actually still around today but look way different

It died, I cried, my dino's made that Paracer fly. RIP: Unnamed Jerboa 2017-2017

'Atleast I got my Desert hat back'

Ash Pikachu’s stats -
Lvl - 534
Heath - 10456
Stam - 7634
Hunger & Thirst - 10
Damage - 20345%
Movement Speed - I AM SPEED

This thing is my new gf. Forget about human girls. To be susseful in life you need a jerboa from ark. These little cuties tell you when there a electrical storm and other bad stuff.






Real life jerboa sucks

It may seem nice but it is rude