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What are some funny jokes or stories about the jerboa? Funny jerboa jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score 73 · Answer 1 · 2020-03-30T04:37:02+00:00

jerboa on ragnarok:sees me

me:gets tranq gun out

all jerboas in an immediate area:run

score 111 · Answer 2 · 2017-09-01T23:53:01+00:00

I killed someones rexes once with these things... bth tho the rexes were on passive

score 59 · Answer 3 · 2020-12-24T12:12:00+00:00

So I was once on a pvp server where I had a red jerboa (there rare) and we were living in vacuum chambers so I accidentally flooded mine and... Reginald died. Then the server ROLLED BACK and he died again cause my tribe mate used him for carrying bullets, crashed and forgot he was underwater. Imma miss you lil bro, you couldn’t fight or tank but ... you filled my heart with joy

score 65 · Answer 4 · 2020-06-13T18:04:49+00:00

If a ferox went to rehab for its addiction

score 2 · Answer 5 · 2024-09-04T06:42:12+00:00

Kill parents and claim the baby nice momo

score 9 · Answer 6 · 2024-02-11T02:39:06+00:00

DOT UNDERESTIMATE THEM, THOSE LITTLE DEVILS COST ME MY LIGHTNING WYVERN (named Bluetooth)

score 4 · Answer 7 · 2024-06-22T00:59:23+00:00

I have literally 30… trust me guys DO NOT MASS BREED THEM. They scream at u when it rains- like shut up u over loved rats.

score 45 · Answer 8 · 2021-01-23T16:14:00+00:00

Jerboa: hi I can sit on shoulders.

Dodo:wait u can sit on shoulders.

Titansaur: I want to try sitting on a shoulder.

Jerboa: be my guest

Human : aaargh

Sind of shattering bones

Titanosaur: oppos

Sorry for bad spelling

score 50 · Answer 9 · 2020-03-21T03:02:59+00:00

Real life jerboas are cute but ark ones look like fennic foxes....still adorable as hell

score 75 · Answer 10 · 2017-11-12T13:51:25+00:00

In soviet Russia jerboas put You on there shoulder

score 47 · Answer 11 · 2020-06-17T10:42:13+00:00

Me:sees jerboa*

Also me:pulls out a club and berries*

Jerboa:ah sh** here we go again.

score 21 · Answer 12 · 2022-11-15T03:27:12+00:00

I ended up killing a guy on pve by luring a raptor to his sleeping body, I got a cute jerboa out of it :)

score 17 · Answer 13 · 2023-03-20T13:54:36+00:00

Ark logic: A megalosaurus can pick up a parasaur but not a tiny jerboa.

score 44 · Answer 14 · 2020-07-08T23:37:06+00:00

Jerboa: I’m the cutest thing on ark!!!!!

Ferox: hold my juicy juice

score 49 · Answer 15 · 2020-01-05T03:14:07+00:00

Ash Pikachu’s stats -

Lvl - 534

Heath - 10456

Stam - 7634

Hunger & Thirst - 10

Damage - 20345%

Movement Speed - I AM SPEED

score 20 · Answer 16 · 2022-10-26T16:27:52+00:00

Real life Jeroba: squeak squeak Ark Jeroba: WEWOWEWOWEWO

score 28 · Answer 17 · 2021-12-30T22:30:25+00:00

Me and my dad have like 4 of these in scorched earth and I’m making a jerboa house because they’re in the way and my dad is having trouble getting around with all the jerboas in our house.

score 39 · Answer 18 · 2020-11-15T02:04:43+00:00

Jerboa; This is Jerboa forecast calls for clear.. wait no. Ummmmmmmmmmm Forecast calls for manticore shower 😬

Manticore; DIE PUNY HUMANS

Jerboa; Enjoy the rest of you day 🙂

score 42 · Answer 19 · 2020-06-25T06:15:19+00:00

We don’t need to talk about how many of these guys i have just sitting around in my base....

score 69 · Answer 20 · 2017-08-01T09:31:26+00:00

Put all levels into melee damage and make it fight.