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THIS IS THE ARK WEATHER FORECAST ☁️☀️

“Today on the weather forecast! Hi I’m Jerry and- wait is that a sandstorm coming!?!”

wrrrrEEEEeEeeE!wrrrrEEeEeEeEe!wrrrEEeEEEEeeE !

*this goes on for five hours*

“Okay um ima get a water and I’ll be right back for: the weather!”

Tina originals ( I am gonna need some inspiration from other writers before I continue this. I just feel to idk I guess bad to do this. 😞😔)

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When u encounter one of these, run for ur very life.

Sure they may look cute but that's all a ruse, in reality they are baby faced killers.

so yea RUN...

Why are u still here?,

Ya like jazz?

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*Me when i have to sacrifice my little Zilla to the other side of the allo's:"I'm sorry little one"(infinty war)

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Otter: I will keep you warm

shinehorn: I will light your path

Jerboa: IS GONNA RAIN

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Me: *Tame Slots Filled With Jerboas*

Crush: Why do you have so many...

Me MY GOALS ARE BEYOND YOUR UNDERSTANDING

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Tame too many and your home end up a nuclear siren...

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Paint it yellow, name it Pikachu.

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Predicts weather better than a modern day news cast.

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How to make a nuclear siren 🚨☢️.

1. Tame like about 12 to 30

2. Put them inside your base

3. Wait for the weather to get bad

4. Turn your volume to 20 (30 if you want)

5. You have a nuclear siren

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Ya punch it in da face till it's knocked out n ya put berries on it n stuff

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I tamed one with my girlfriend

Me: what should we na,

My girlfriend: NAME IT CHARLES!!!

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