When I first played on scorched earth,I tamed a ton of these little guys,and just these guys. My friend tried to get me to tame something else,but I was just,no. Only jerboas.
Next day my thatch hut get attacked by a raptor pack. It got destroyed,all my jerboas died,I died and had to reset.
Apon spawning back in I immediately tamed a jerboa.
And the cycle repeated itself.
How I got my jerboa: I saw the most adorablest big eared, big eyed flufflebutt EVER, so I ran up to him and punched him the face until he passed out. In my enthusiasm, I punched one too many times and he died. So I found another one and punched him in the face. Now I have a fluffy weather warning system on my shoulder. ALL HAIL THE FLUFFLEBUTT
I was lvl 77 then someone said “imma kill my jerb” my mind said “poor jerb u better buy it” so i hopped on chat and said “can i buy ur jerb?” He said shure (i play on ark mobile btw) so i offerd him a chain collar so we traded saddly he was nutered😭 and i named him Mocha he was sooo cute i let him wander around my base.
And thats how i got Mocha my fluffy jerboa😃.
Professor Snitch, the manager of the Karen Cages. Karen Cages is the base with cages filled with karens. Barbie The Trex and her boyfriend Mohawk Boy were the first karens there! They died a day later. Two of the baby rexes in the hatching room died. Unfortunately, the caretaker forgot to give the two babys meat. They weren't fired for some reason. There is Ottasaur. The little otter who sits on a chair and watches the babys. One of the eggs is about to hatch. We are on the map of The Center. Jerboas don't spawn there? I totally didn't use commands to get him. We have turrets to shoot the untamed boomers. Once a car now Boomer came after my house! It broke the walls. I heard shooting outside. I rushed outside to see a dead car now. Oh and Mohawk Boy, about him... He's so ugly! We are looking for a new caretaker too.
It all started one day a Tuesday to be precise. I was playing ragnarok and had just murdered a dilo that was being annoying when i saw it....a precious little jerboa... i immediately checked my inventory and saw that i had berries.I rushed over to the blob of floof and fed it all of the berries i had. It tamed. I took it home on my quetzal(that took 50000 years) and ran to tell my friend we had a new member to the squad. Jack the jerboa (I callex it jack to honor jacksepticeye alright?) Was the prime member of our group. We had otters and dilos and dodos but nothing was better than jack. When times were hard jack was there to help. Only one day... it happened. Me and my buddy were about to go and tame a rex when the rex came and chomped up poor jack. Jack you only lived for around a week but...it felt like a year. I hope things are goin good now.
This story was brought to you by Gerald. He is not a potato though. Stop calling him a potato.
I’m on mobile so I went into n the deongeon it’s funny cause all I do is killl them then die and get there implants revived to take it also like 10! Gigas killed my pteranodon! Like how!!! Like five of em and two alphas how! So I used my pelonagris to lead em of a cliff rip penni my Peterdon