Me: *Tame Slots Filled With Jerboas*

Crush: Why do you have so many...

Me MY GOALS ARE BEYOND YOUR UNDERSTANDING

Tame too many and your home end up a nuclear siren...

So I was once on a pvp server where I had a red jerboa (there rare) and we were living in vacuum chambers so I accidentally flooded mine and... Reginald died. Then the server ROLLED BACK and he died again cause my tribe mate used him for carrying bullets, crashed and forgot he was underwater. Imma miss you lil bro, you couldn’t fight or tank but ... you filled my heart with joy

Paint it yellow, name it Pikachu.

I tamed one with my girlfriend

Me: what should we na,

My girlfriend: NAME IT CHARLES!!!

12 of them in my house at once. The Sirens... Make it stop

Ya punch it in da face till it's knocked out n ya put berries on it n stuff

Stronger than dodo!!!bring 99999999999999of every thing to survive...

Predicts weather better than a modern day news cast.

Predicts weather better than a modern day news cast.