Dododex

ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

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What are some funny jokes or stories about the jerboa? Funny jerboa jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score 2 · Answer 1 · 2021-09-06T13:00:08+00:00

Are they mice or foxes?, I am confused.

score 3 · Answer 2 · 2020-04-28T22:11:55+00:00

Don’t be fooled as cute as they are they are deadly to dodos by cuteness

And it killed a lvl 1 noob

score 3 · Answer 3 · 2020-04-27T19:54:58+00:00

(Put a gas mask on the jerboa and call it) Smoke, Thacher, Sledge, or Mute from rainbow six siege

score 3 · Answer 4 · 2020-04-19T04:35:12+00:00

The amount of death and destruction these beasts can cause is rivaled by only the legendary Dodo.

score 3 · Answer 5 · 2020-04-08T22:52:27+00:00

so im play ark and i see one then more and MORE AND MORE next thing i see is the im dead.....they kill me...STAY AWAY

score 0 · Answer 6 · 2024-10-14T13:10:14+00:00

Why won‘t my Jerboa STFU it cant stop crying

score 2 · Answer 7 · 2021-08-23T15:56:50+00:00

I have an army of 100 of these and my brother is going to get mad whenever he sees

score 3 · Answer 8 · 2019-12-16T19:18:19+00:00

My brother said there in dungeons we both play ark my face was like 😍😍😍😍😍 snake kills it me🥺😡😡😡😡😡😡 compy tames my face😍😍😍😍😍😍🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 so many cute things!!!!!

score 2 · Answer 9 · 2021-05-01T23:33:54+00:00

Stronger than dodo!!!bring 99999999999999of every thing to survive...

score 2 · Answer 10 · 2021-03-24T23:36:40+00:00

Jerboa: Noun

The poor man’s Ferox

score 3 · Answer 11 · 2019-08-18T21:47:10+00:00

Never seen one, but there cuteness kills me! 🐈🐈🐈😍😍😍❤️❤️❤️

score 3 · Answer 12 · 2019-07-23T16:14:18+00:00

Hell yeah! These little cuties came to mobile!

score 2 · Answer 13 · 2020-11-30T18:26:23+00:00

I think it has a belly ache. Can you see it holding its stomach in the pictuture?

score 1 · Answer 14 · 2022-07-06T18:44:02+00:00

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Sorry guys my jerboa jumped on my keyboard

-GigaS/ayer

score 2 · Answer 15 · 2020-10-16T17:52:17+00:00

Do not tame me with your girlfriend next to you, she will insist on naming something like princess. One time I re-names it, and when she came back she like, where’s pooty pie?, and I like, oh, uh, he died, then she like start crying. I had to tame like 20 lil fuzz balls to make her stop. Then I showed her scurvy, the original pooty pie that I renamed. She was so angry and happy and crying everywhere. Happy tears this time

score 2 · Answer 16 · 2020-09-22T03:11:39+00:00

Dont you all love it when your trying to tame this little critter then a stupid basilisk attacks you in the middle of it and you die so amazing on crystal isles

score 2 · Answer 17 · 2020-08-03T22:44:52+00:00

Ferox before the element addiction

score 2 · Answer 18 · 2020-07-25T03:11:24+00:00

Me: The wild jerboa in its natural habitat

Me: AAAAHhhhhh! (Blood Noises)

Ferox: Hehehe😈

score 3 · Answer 19 · 2018-12-12T22:04:53+00:00

In Soviet Russia Pikichu catch you

score 3 · Answer 20 · 2018-11-18T13:13:23+00:00

Dont be fooled by the lvl 1s... the good ones spawn in the ice caps of ragnarok lvl 150 and whatnot...