So I was once on a pvp server where I had a red jerboa (there rare) and we were living in vacuum chambers so I accidentally flooded mine and... Reginald died. Then the server ROLLED BACK and he died again cause my tribe mate used him for carrying bullets, crashed and forgot he was underwater. Imma miss you lil bro, you couldn’t fight or tank but ... you filled my heart with joy

Human: starts killin jerboas
Jerboa: yo chali, hold my beer
Chali:sure man, oh this loops good
Human: incoherent screams
Jerboa: aight, he's gone an- WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY BEER?!?!?!
Chali: Come on man it was Premium lager!
Jerboa: I don't care!
Chali: incoherent screams

Me: *Tame Slots Filled With Jerboas*

Crush: Why do you have so many...

Me MY GOALS ARE BEYOND YOUR UNDERSTANDING

Tame too many and your home end up a nuclear siren...

Jerboa: hi I can sit on shoulders.
Dodo:wait u can sit on shoulders.
Titansaur: I want to try sitting on a shoulder.
Jerboa: be my guest
Human : aaargh
Sind of shattering bones
Titanosaur: oppos


Sorry for bad spelling

I tamed one with my girlfriend
Me: what should we na,

My girlfriend: NAME IT CHARLES!!!

Paint it yellow, name it Pikachu.

Jerboa; This is Jerboa forecast calls for clear.. wait no. Ummmmmmmmmmm Forecast calls for manticore shower 😬
Manticore; DIE PUNY HUMANS
Jerboa; Enjoy the rest of you day 🙂

Ya punch it in da face till it's knocked out n ya put berries on it n stuff

I defiantly did not destroy everything in my house and killed all my animals and just got these dudes all over my house and outside and killed a pack of raptors and killed a giga (they were all a high lvl thats why) then OUT OF NO WHERE MY TRIBE MATES JUST COME AND KILL THEM ALL WHILE IM NOT HERE. I destroyed and raided and killed every single one of them