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Do not tame me with your girlfriend next to you, she will insist on naming something like princess. One time I re-names it, and when she came back she like, where’s pooty pie?, and I like, oh, uh, he died, then she like start crying. I had to tame like 20 lil fuzz balls to make her stop. Then I showed her scurvy, the original pooty pie that I renamed. She was so angry and happy and crying everywhere. Happy tears this time

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