Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
Do not tame me with your girlfriend next to you, she will insist on naming something like princess. One time I re-names it, and when she came back she like, whereβs pooty pie?, and I like, oh, uh, he died, then she like start crying. I had to tame like 20 lil fuzz balls to make her stop. Then I showed her scurvy, the original pooty pie that I renamed. She was so angry and happy and crying everywhere. Happy tears this time
More Jerboa Funny Tips
*Me when i have to sacrifice my little Zilla to the other side of the allo's:"I'm sorry little one"(infinty war)
Otter: I will keep you warm
shinehorn: I will light your path
Jerboa: IS GONNA RAIN
Me: *Tame Slots Filled With Jerboas*
Crush: Why do you have so many...
Me MY GOALS ARE BEYOND YOUR UNDERSTANDING
Tame too many and your home end up a nuclear siren...
Paint it yellow, name it Pikachu.
Predicts weather better than a modern day news cast.
How to make a nuclear siren π¨β’οΈ.
1. Tame like about 12 to 30
2. Put them inside your base
3. Wait for the weather to get bad
4. Turn your volume to 20 (30 if you want)
5. You have a nuclear siren
Ya punch it in da face till it's knocked out n ya put berries on it n stuff
I tamed one with my girlfriend
Me: what should we na,
My girlfriend: NAME IT CHARLES!!!
DOT UNDERESTIMATE THEM, THOSE LITTLE DEVILS COST ME MY LIGHTNING WYVERN (named Bluetooth)