The real ones look adorable, this one’s a lie
Who else tames them cause there adorable I do
Me: *Tame Slots Filled With Jerboas*
Crush: Why do you have so many...
Me MY GOALS ARE BEYOND YOUR UNDERSTANDING
Tame too many and your home end up a nuclear siren...
Shoulder Pet Con
Otter: hey at least i can insulate the survivor
Glowtail, Bulbdog, Shinehorn and featherlights: i GLOW
Compy; i am just a flex in large numbers
Sinomacrops: i can make the survivor glide
Archareaptyx (or sumthin like that): i am a living parachute
Jerboa: IS GON RANE
Paint it yellow, name it Pikachu.
How to make a nuclear siren 🚨☢️.
1. Tame like about 12 to 30
2. Put them inside your base
3. Wait for the weather to get bad
4. Turn your volume to 20 (30 if you want)
5. You have a nuclear siren
Predicts weather better than a modern day news cast.
Quick tip it’s says karki can’t pick it up and they can
I tamed one with my girlfriend
Me: what should we na,
My girlfriend: NAME IT CHARLES!!!
Ya punch it in da face till it's knocked out n ya put berries on it n stuff