Me: gets dragon egg "FINNALY!!!"
ichynoris: "oooo mutha f=cker whatcha got there"
Ark: ichynoris stole all your items
Me:throws *PC off bridge*
Ark: "OOOOO NOOO"
also ark: *ichynoris has stole your pc*
Me:*breaks through wall*
Also me:*comes in with rocket launcher* "hello mutha fuArk: ichynoris stole your sh1tMe: *grabs monitor and kills self with glass*
Ark: ichynoris stole your sh1t
Me: *grabs monitor and kills self with glass*
A really good way to tame them is 1 round and a fabricated pistol works like a charm fir them pesky birds
Great. Now I can't call ichyosaurs "ichys" anymore or call pelagornis "seagulls" anymore.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea🌊 Because if they flew over the bay they would be Bagels 🥯 Sorry but I had to “sea” if you liked that joke. Ok I will stop...
“Ichthyornis stole your thatch foundation”
It was useless
“Ichthyornis stole your parasaur egg”
Wasn't fertilized anyway
“Ichthyornis stole your assault rifle”
WHAT COULD YOU POSSIBLY NEED THAT FOR!
"Everyone told me
Not to stroll on that beach.
They said, 'Seagulls gonna come,
Poke me in the coconut.'
And they did.
And they did"
Props to you if you get this refrence :)
If you lose your shotgun don’t expect it back
Would you rather fight lvl 1 itchy or lvl 999999999 giga
What was the second one again?
Look at this DUDE
I mean really his neck is his body. But when you see them in game...necks be longer than a 1million brontos necks! Like really!
Acts as your mother by telling you there are more fish in the sea...