Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
Me: gets dragon egg "FINNALY!!!"
ichynoris: "oooo mutha f=cker whatcha got there"
Ark: ichynoris stole all your items
Me:throws *PC off bridge*
Ark: "OOOOO NOOO"
also ark: *ichynoris has stole your pc*
Me:*breaks through wall*
Also me:*comes in with rocket launcher* "hello mutha fu<ker"
Ark: ichynoris stole your sh1t
Me: *grabs monitor and kills self with glass*
More Ichthyornis Funny Tips
He protecc, he attacc, but most importantly, he eat your narcotic stacc.
Iām pretty sure if a seagull eats my 250 narcotics it would fall asleep at least right? NO
You have a fertilized lightning wyvern egg?
Oh well thats to bad
Great. Now I can't call ichyosaurs "ichys" anymore or call pelagornis "seagulls" anymore.
Do you think it's ironic that it takes pegomastax kibble
He stole my pistol, I stole his life. I blasted him out of the sky with a shotgun it was beautiful.
Do the world a service and invest in a rifle and scope to get rid of these suckers. Or a tame flyer, but thats not as satisfying.
Will steal your wife, kids and everything you own, kibble is the least of your worrys
Acts as your mother by telling you there are more fish in the sea...
MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE!