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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the ichthyornis? Funny ichthyornis jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score 1 · Answer 1 · 2022-12-21T19:57:02+00:00

Itchy: hi

Me: hi

Itchy:flys up

Itchy stole your thatch roof

Don’t know why I had those

Itchy stole your wyvern milk

Pulls out rpg alright noobs who want a dinner of berries and kfc

Noobs:mine mine mine mine

Itchy stole your rpg

……………

You were killed by many level 10 noobs

score 1 · Answer 2 · 2022-12-17T00:52:57+00:00

“Oh boy I can’t wait to tame this Sarco. Better make sure I give him some narcotics so he doesn’t-“

Removed - 100 Narcotics

“What.”

Removed - Primitive Shotgun

(Nervous sweating)

(Sarco wakes up)

“Okay this is fine as long as I make it to my Icthyosaurus parked right over-“

Your Icthyosaurus (lvl 20) was killed by a wild Cindaria (lvl 2)

“Um well I had my pteranodon following me he should be fine-wait why is he attacking the icthyornises?”

Your Pteranodon (lvl 2) was killed by a wild Icthyornis (lvl 100)

“Wait a minute the difficulty is on the easiest se-“

You were killed by Sarco (lvl 50)

(Not real btw)

score 1 · Answer 3 · 2022-12-13T05:24:45+00:00

Demon Birds!!!!!!!!!

Literally ate my gun. What type of bird eats metallic objects?!?!?!

score 1 · Answer 4 · 2022-12-09T03:24:17+00:00

Console and PC players “Omg these dumb birds are so annoying and evil”

Mobile players: “I don’t have such weaknesses”

score 3 · Answer 5 · 2019-09-23T22:27:28+00:00

Some day the perfect Itchythornis can steal girlfriends and boyfriends

score 0 · Answer 6 · 2024-07-26T17:47:30+00:00

If you search "seagull" in the search bar, this creature will pop up

score 1 · Answer 7 · 2022-11-12T12:28:20+00:00

"beaches have the fewest and weakest threats"

Itchyornis: UHM HELLO?

score 1 · Answer 8 · 2022-10-28T16:44:39+00:00

I’ll take your narcotics even if i take fish meat I will be dumb too thank you and haunt you even when your lvl 100 with lvl 100 giga and lvl 1 titan and when you tame me you have a 75% chance of killing me for fun I harass bobs From annoy beach bird.

score 1 · Answer 9 · 2022-10-22T17:35:30+00:00

Wait they put anything in their mouth🤔-my friend at the beach-😫😫😫😫

score 2 · Answer 10 · 2021-02-16T22:18:19+00:00

Oh hello! *pulls out rifle* seagull: bye bye rifle, you have no defense now. *your journeyman Pump shotgun was stolen* 5 mins later *your wife was stolen* human: crys

score 2 · Answer 11 · 2021-01-14T23:13:32+00:00

This thing stuffing all your guns in its fat stomach

NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP, NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN

score 2 · Answer 12 · 2020-12-04T22:12:36+00:00

Bro, evryone saying it’s hard to tame. Just bola it!! (From sky if u have good aim and u want it to die c; )

score 3 · Answer 13 · 2019-04-14T18:00:05+00:00

I want my wife back... PLEASE....

score 4 · Answer 14 · 2017-07-18T22:51:45+00:00

Just when you least expect it, it will come down, and steal your meat.

score 1 · Answer 15 · 2022-07-09T22:23:22+00:00

It reminds me of my ex girlfriend

score 2 · Answer 16 · 2020-09-27T19:16:50+00:00

Icky: that’s a nice stack of crystal you got there buddy

Me: really? thanks!

Icky: GIT OVER HERE BOI IMA EAT IT!

score 2 · Answer 17 · 2020-09-08T18:01:05+00:00

They can eat water jars? I can't believe it

score 2 · Answer 18 · 2020-07-23T22:03:06+00:00

Homer has stupid Flanders we have stupid pidgion

score 2 · Answer 19 · 2020-07-01T12:23:38+00:00

This looks like the guy who steals all ur gf cuz it’s so cute.

U have been robbed one Jessica

score 1 · Answer 20 · 2022-04-05T19:18:57+00:00

POV you’re running with your new fabricated pistol Then you hear a squak then it steals the gun FUUUUUUUUUUUCK