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Itchy: hi Me: hi Itchy:flys up Itchy stole your thatch roof Don’t know…

Ichthyornis
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Itchy: hi

Me: hi

Itchy:flys up

Itchy stole your thatch roof

Don’t know why I had those

Itchy stole your wyvern milk

Pulls out rpg alright noobs who want a dinner of berries and kfc

Noobs:mine mine mine mine

Itchy stole your rpg

……………

You were killed by many level 10 noobs

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MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE!

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What was the second one again?

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