Some day the perfect Itchythornis can steal girlfriends and boyfriends

It takes a while to get used to getting fish with these guys. Have them always follow you when fishing. Put them on aggressive when fishing.

These guys will ruin your life ok. Be careful, when approaching one only take a spear (and a gun if your feelin lucky)(or just run that’s what I do) but don’t take anything valuable while going into war with one. Put your wife, life, and kids in you Tek house because trust me that’s not gonna be enough..these things will hunt you day and night and won’t stop till they get your journeymen shotgun. Happy k*lling! :)

Itchy: hi

Me: hi

Itchy:flys up

Itchy stole your thatch roof

Don’t know why I had those

Itchy stole your wyvern milk

Pulls out rpg alright noobs who want a dinner of berries and kfc

Noobs:mine mine mine mine

Itchy stole your rpg

……………

You were killed by many level 10 noobs

“Oh boy I can’t wait to tame this Sarco. Better make sure I give him some narcotics so he doesn’t-“

Removed - 100 Narcotics

“What.”

Removed - Primitive Shotgun

(Nervous sweating)

(Sarco wakes up)

“Okay this is fine as long as I make it to my Icthyosaurus parked right over-“

Your Icthyosaurus (lvl 20) was killed by a wild Cindaria (lvl 2)

“Um well I had my pteranodon following me he should be fine-wait why is he attacking the icthyornises?”

Your Pteranodon (lvl 2) was killed by a wild Icthyornis (lvl 100)

“Wait a minute the difficulty is on the easiest se-“

You were killed by Sarco (lvl 50)

(Not real btw)

Demon Birds!!!!!!!!!

Literally ate my gun. What type of bird eats metallic objects?!?!?!

Oh hello! *pulls out rifle* seagull: bye bye rifle, you have no defense now. *your journeyman Pump shotgun was stolen* 5 mins later *your wife was stolen* human: crys

I want my wife back... PLEASE....

Just when you least expect it, it will come down, and steal your meat.

He stole my crystal wyvern egg, and then I shot it with my fabricated sniper, Best moment of my life

Console and PC players “Omg these dumb birds are so annoying and evil”

Mobile players: “I don’t have such weaknesses”

"beaches have the fewest and weakest threats"

Itchyornis: UHM HELLO?

I’ll take your narcotics even if i take fish meat I will be dumb too thank you and haunt you even when your lvl 100 with lvl 100 giga and lvl 1 titan and when you tame me you have a 75% chance of killing me for fun I harass bobs From annoy beach bird.

Wait they put anything in their mouth🤔-my friend at the beach-😫😫😫😫

This thing stuffing all your guns in its fat stomach

NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP, NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN

Bro, evryone saying it’s hard to tame. Just bola it!! (From sky if u have good aim and u want it to die c; )

Icky: that’s a nice stack of crystal you got there buddy

Me: really? thanks!

Icky: GIT OVER HERE BOI IMA EAT IT!

If you search "seagull" in the search bar, this creature will pop up

It reminds me of my ex girlfriend

They can eat water jars? I can't believe it