He protcc

He attacc

But most importantly

He at narcotic stacc

Heres one for you. Transporting eggs on Argy and I see Ichthyornis. I thought as Im passing I kill it. Well didnt work out as planned. Apparently I missed it but it managed to steal and eat 100 Rex eggs in mid air weighing 1200lbs. Wonder what

the stats were?

Ahhhh... the pego of the sea I remember playing on a boosted server having fun with my lv 1,000 bird killing/disarming players.... Good times

I’m going to be honest… this is just a seagull on steroids

WhO feD the SeaguLl some steRoids

Ichthyornis eat my legendary shotgun（880%）

He fat he attac but most importantly he annoy the crap

I just read the story about Greg, it touched me so much o decided to befriend a seagull myself. I hope me and my "Greg" can become close as the OG. Here's to a new friendship 🍻. Let's see how this goes

One of these dumb birds stole and ate the narcoberries i had in my inventory and I bet the idiot knocked himself after eating them.

Ichthyornis- I believe you have something…that belongs to me….

*ichthyornis took your crypod lvl 500 ice wyvern*

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Take a walk along the coast they said..

It’ll be fun they said…

Get a cage to put it in make it sing sea shanties 🤣🤣🤣

Tame it just do give it a Dropkick every morning, midday and evening!

Those narcos are mine.

And this triagonal foundation.

That blue balloon, the month of june,

It's MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE!

That's what I said, it's MINE!

Your only hope is se but the problem is you get set aflame by going outside to walk your pet pego

WHY! WHY! WHY!

Why do people keep calling it a seagull!

Oh sure it steals your sandwiches, that’s one thing right!

But look at its head while it’s perched! It looks like a dang Pelican!

This little thief stole and ate a spino egg I was planing on hatching I then shot it , put a C4 on its body and sent it flying across a river

These over rated seagulls will dive-bomb you and steal your stuff, just like real life

This thing eats the kibble of the second most annoying thief in the game because that makes sense I guess that's where it gets it from

a friend of mine tamed a lystrosaurus and tried to take it home. next thing i see, this son of a seagull scoops it and it starts raining lystrosaur limbs and pieces onto the both of us. rest in peace, piggy, rest in peace.