WHY! WHY! WHY!
Why do people keep calling it a seagull!
Oh sure it steals your sandwiches, that’s one thing right!
But look at its head while it’s perched! It looks like a dang Pelican!
Great. Now I can't call ichyosaurs "ichys" anymore or call pelagornis "seagulls" anymore.
He stole my pistol, I stole his life. I blasted him out of the sky with a shotgun it was beautiful.
Do you think it's ironic that it takes pegomastax kibble
Acts as your mother by telling you there are more fish in the sea...
Will steal your wife, kids and everything you own, kibble is the least of your worrys
Would you rather fight lvl 1 itchy or lvl 999999999 giga
What was the second one again?
MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE!
"Everyone told me
Not to stroll on that beach.
They said, 'Seagulls gonna come,
Poke me in the coconut.'
And they did.
And they did"
Props to you if you get this refrence :)
HOW TO KILL THIS THING
1. Craft the most powerful range weapon
2. Craft 100 ammo
3. Shoot it, but if you manage to kill it with one ammo, use the rest to shoot it's corpse.
“Ichthyornis stole your thatch foundation”
It was useless
“Ichthyornis stole your parasaur egg”
Wasn't fertilized anyway
“Ichthyornis stole your assault rifle”
WHAT COULD YOU POSSIBLY NEED THAT FOR!