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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
I just read the story about Greg, it touched me so much o decided to befriend…

I just read the story about Greg, it touched me so much o decided to befriend a seagull myself. I hope me and my "Greg" can become close as the OG. Here's to a new friendship π». Let's see how this goes
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He protecc, he attacc, but most importantly, he eat your narcotic stacc.
Iβm pretty sure if a seagull eats my 250 narcotics it would fall asleep at least right? NO
You have a fertilized lightning wyvern egg?
Oh well thats to bad
Great. Now I can't call ichyosaurs "ichys" anymore or call pelagornis "seagulls" anymore.
Do you think it's ironic that it takes pegomastax kibble
He stole my pistol, I stole his life. I blasted him out of the sky with a shotgun it was beautiful.
The trick to kill these guys are to sling shot them as they are swooping you.
-Nothosaur
Will steal your wife, kids and everything you own, kibble is the least of your worrys
Acts as your mother by telling you there are more fish in the sea...
MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE!