Heres one for you. Transporting eggs on Argy and I see Ichthyornis. I thought as Im passing I kill it. Well didnt work out as planned. Apparently I missed it but it managed to steal and eat 100 Rex eggs in mid air weighing 1200lbs. Wonder what
the stats were?
Me: time to die birdy: birdy: what do you have: me: a spear *throws at birdy: me: this boi is dead
Me: gets dragon egg "FINNALY!!!"
ichynoris: "oooo mutha f=cker whatcha got there"
Ark: ichynoris stole all your items
Me:throws *PC off bridge*
Ark: "OOOOO NOOO"
also ark: *ichynoris has stole your pc*
Me:*breaks through wall*
Also me:*comes in with rocket launcher* "hello mutha fuArk: ichynoris stole your sh1tMe: *grabs monitor and kills self with glass*
Ark: ichynoris stole your sh1t
Me: *grabs monitor and kills self with glass*
Great. Now I can't call ichyosaurs "ichys" anymore or call pelagornis "seagulls" anymore.
But most importantly
“A itchyornis stole your favorite snacc!”
“Ichthyornis stole your thatch foundation”
It was useless
“Ichthyornis stole your parasaur egg”
Wasn't fertilized anyway
“Ichthyornis stole your assault rifle”
WHAT COULD YOU POSSIBLY NEED THAT FOR!
"An Ichthyornis stole your thatch wall!"
Hmm... That's okay, its useless.
"An Ichthyornis stole your 10x Tek Foundations!"
I have alot of them.
"An Ichthyornis stole your Cryopoded Level 303 Managamr!"
WTH COME BACK HERE YOU LITTLE BEACH!!!!!!!
"Everyone told me
Not to stroll on that beach.
They said, 'Seagulls gonna come,
Poke me in the coconut.'
And they did.
And they did"
Props to you if you get this refrence :)
Would you rather fight lvl 1 itchy or lvl 999999999 giga
What was the second one again?
Acts as your mother by telling you there are more fish in the sea...