Me: time to die birdy: birdy: what do you have: me: a spear *throws at birdy: me: this boi is dead
Why do seagulls fly over the sea🌊 Because if they flew over the bay they would be Bagels 🥯 Sorry but I had to “sea” if you liked that joke. Ok I will stop...
“U expected pelagornis but it was me, icthy!”
When u get an argentavis and see a icthyornis: revenge
Icthyornis stole ur argentavis
Person: wtf that’s illegal
Great. Now I can't call ichyosaurs "ichys" anymore or call pelagornis "seagulls" anymore.
These guys really think they can take me and my level 210 lightning Wyvern on....
They steal things even in creative so if u think running around in that mode will keep u safe from the hellbirds think again...
I learnt this the hard way...
“I fear no man, except that thing” (ichtyornis) “it scares me”
“Ichthyornis stole your thatch foundation”
It was useless
“Ichthyornis stole your parasaur egg”
Wasn't fertilized anyway
“Ichthyornis stole your assault rifle”
WHAT COULD YOU POSSIBLY NEED THAT FOR!
"Everyone told me
Not to stroll on that beach.
They said, 'Seagulls gonna come,
Poke me in the coconut.'
And they did.
And they did"
Props to you if you get this refrence :)