Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved Companion

Tips & Strategies

Wow I might go pay them a visit before a complete ark... they won't steal from me.
A few moments later.. GET BACK WITH THAT!
More Ichthyornis Funny Tips
Give me my narcotics back now *throws spear*
Great. Now I can't call ichyosaurs "ichys" anymore or call pelagornis "seagulls" anymore.
"An Ichthyornis stole your thatch wall!"
Hmm... That's okay, its useless.
"An Ichthyornis stole your 10x Tek Foundations!"
I have alot of them.
"An Ichthyornis stole your Cryopoded Level 303 Managamr!"
WTH COME BACK HERE YOU LITTLE BEACH!!!!!!!
He attacc
He protecc
But most importantly
โA itchyornis stole your favorite snacc!โ
โIchthyornis stole your thatch foundationโ
It was useless
โIchthyornis stole your parasaur eggโ
Wasn't fertilized anyway
โIchthyornis stole your assault rifleโ
WHAT COULD YOU POSSIBLY NEED THAT FOR!
"Everyone told me
Not to stroll on that beach.
They said, 'Seagulls gonna come,
Poke me in the coconut.'
And they did.
And they did"
Props to you if you get this refrence :)
Would you rather fight lvl 1 itchy or lvl 999999999 giga
What was the second one again?
I dont think he a thief he only stole my master craft rifle.
Acts as your mother by telling you there are more fish in the sea...
Acts as your mother by telling you there are more fish in the sea...