Dododex

ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the hyaenodon? Funny hyaenodon jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score 1 · Answer 1 · 2020-01-16T02:17:41+00:00

Noob:oh look,a hyena diddex says it eats pets,oh well...

Nood dyed that day cause the hyena ate his hands.

It eats pets,DODODEX ses so

score 1 · Answer 2 · 2019-11-17T12:33:14+00:00

Doggo?is that you?It is!DOGGO!wait how did you get on ark?i tame u.(I have a dog in reality)

score 1 · Answer 3 · 2019-11-04T21:11:20+00:00

Blow your friend up an have it eat the body an tranq it nex time kill your friend

score 1 · Answer 4 · 2019-08-22T05:42:46+00:00

Had a saber named scar enemy tribe had shenze and her gang.... well lets say im a slave now #ripscar

score 1 · Answer 5 · 2019-07-29T18:41:09+00:00

You need to crouch then you can pet also don’t stay to close or it will run

score 1 · Answer 6 · 2019-07-15T15:31:07+00:00

They won't shutup so I put it far away from me.

score 1 · Answer 7 · 2018-11-22T01:58:45+00:00

DONT PET THE DINGOES don’t just dont

score 0 · Answer 8 · 2022-01-18T22:58:51+00:00

When you tell them jokes

Them: (laughing)

My friend: that’s a horrible joke

Me: the hyaenodons are laughing

My friend: It’s not laughing, it’s just something they do

Hyaenodons: “that joke was terrible, we should eat him as payback”

Me:(tells another joke)

Hyaenodons: (crying) (pounce on me)

Hyaenodons: that joke was literal crap

My friend: (tells a joke)

Your friend has died to hyaenodon level 350

score 1 · Answer 9 · 2018-03-30T16:38:45+00:00

I seen 0ne walkin round i said her doggy here foggy sobit ran at me so i plan my spawn point

score 1 · Answer 10 · 2017-09-22T19:41:30+00:00

Tame this pupper by giving it the petting it deserves. Good doge.

score 0 · Answer 11 · 2021-10-25T20:01:08+00:00

Why does it has a kible link. Also if you going to pet this little guy don't bring kible. They love to eat it and the hand holding it.

score 0 · Answer 12 · 2021-04-23T19:39:56+00:00

Pepsi drinker boar hyenahrhfufjjrkrieowpwoekrheuruirir

score 0 · Answer 13 · 2019-12-11T17:59:43+00:00

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WOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOF

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lè much woofz plz updoot and have a good day*or night* 👌

score 0 · Answer 14 · 2019-01-07T02:18:05+00:00

Warning this thing is brutal I was knocking out a megla on rag and a weird laughing noise is behind me I look be hind me a lvl 137 hit me off too the megla rip me F U WIERD DOG THING 🐶

score 0 · Answer 15 · 2017-11-24T21:00:24+00:00

Keep spawn raping me... stop laughing it’s not funny.

score -1 · Answer 16 · 2025-08-28T12:40:08+00:00

Eat them… make sure all of them are food

score -1 · Answer 17 · 2025-08-27T03:09:20+00:00

Is that the cat/dog that ate my pet wolf spider?!

score -1 · Answer 18 · 2024-07-07T02:29:00+00:00

Da Dog Don't Bite.

score -1 · Answer 19 · 2023-10-07T11:08:05+00:00

Determint G of savannah Weeeeeee rider WIld of stucknets in it's nose he stops in traffic by ARK survival evolve

score -1 · Answer 20 · 2023-07-07T17:19:24+00:00

Nobody realized that it says “food per item”? UM IM CONFUSED