Mi brother was taming this puppy he put the puppy in a cage and the puppy ate the cage 🐕😡

Doggo

(A helpful tip should include a few more words)

Non-Vilent I call BS

Needs more Words

O mi gosh it's a puppy wered my arm go

Arks famous orphaning strat

-holders of this trait: Dinopithicus, hyena, and (the ringmaster) wildcard

Steps:

1. Find your target.

2. Destroy everything it knows and loves and give it a snack to mourn its loss.

3. You are not the only one who is the last of their kind in single player mode.

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That one ark creature that doesn't laugh with you

I have a group of 8

The leader is a female called shenzi

There all females

Cause in real life females are more important than male hyenas

Dev1: we need a hyena like creature but I can think of a name

Dev2: let’s just make a hyena and put “don” at the end of name.

Dev1: perfect

Me: A PUPPY!!

It: Aroooo!

It’s gang of seven: *Comes out of bushes*

Me: :l

Game: EricBro5000 was dismantled by cute dogs

They run away from short beefy midgets

So I was on scorched earth, exploring with my raptor pack and a pack of five of these muts surrounded us in a half circle in front of the way home, I said to them " you better not hit us or I will Go all Mufasa on you, then moved around them apparently that offended them and we fought killing my lowest level raptor arsenic, R.I.P Arsenic

I remember trying to uncover the map on a pteredon and getting off only to get pushed down and survied then getting absolutely demolished by a pack of them

Like troodons they have a night time buff I remember they were destroying my deinonychus but at daytime when I hit one with my deinonychus it ran away screaming

Pro tip:wait to destroy them at day

- Yeah, Be prepared.

Yeah-heh... we'll be prepared, heh.

...For what?

- For the death of the king.

- Why? Is he sick?

- No, fool-- we're going to kill him. And Simba too.

- Great idea! Who needs a king?

No king! No king! la--la-la--la-laa-laa!

my dod Bess when she finds the cola in the fridge.......

So one time I was going back to my house in ark and I got attaced by an swarm of hyadon

You : *Has Gillie suit on ready to pet it*

Hyena : No no no this is my no no square ;)

When tame make sure nothing around so he doesn’t get attacked even though he’s a passive tame

Kinda hard to pet them when the gnaw off your hand…

They killed my Templar I am now crusading them into extinction