THEY SHOVE THEIR PRIVATE PARTS INTO YOUR HOLES!!! THEY FORCE YOU TO BE THEIR SLAVES!!!! NEVER GO NEAR THEM! I’M CURRENTLY BEING BOMBARDED IN ALL MY HOLES BY 4 COCKS IN EACH! ONE IN MOUTH! SEND HELP!!!!! OH NO, THEY FILLED MY PUSSY. I’M GONNA HAVE MUTANT DOG-HUMAN CHILDREN!!!! 😰😰😰😰😰😨😨😨😨😨🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺😫😫😫😫😫😭😭😭😭😭😭😢😢😢😢😢😟😟😟😟😟☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️😔😔😔😔😔😳😳😳😳😳👎👎👎👎👎😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Noob:oh look,a hyena diddex says it eats pets,oh well...

Nood dyed that day cause the hyena ate his hands.



It eats pets,DODODEX ses so

I wanted one.... I didn't find any. CUZ GOD DARNNIT MOBILE STOP PUTTING STUFF IN THE DUNGEONS!!

Me: aww look at them theyre so CUTe ,Theyre not going To attack me anyway.
A pack of Hyaenodons : so u have chosen DEATH-

This is no laughing matter....There's a joke in there somewhere.

“I can protect you for the rest of your life but it’s gonna cost some pets and some McNoogets Sur”

I remember my friend who was a Noob saw a pack of these.sir noobsalot died trying to pet them all.i was just laughing my face off while he screamed"DONT JUST STAND THERE MAN COME AND HELP ME FOR GOD'S SAKE AHHHHHHHHH!" I just walked away laughing 2 minutes later I was killed by a giga.thats mah karma I guess...updoot.

Just a quick warning.. shouting Mufasa at them doesn't make them laugh.. or stop biting you!

A good doggo requires foods ands pets and lots of love.give your doggo that and doggo will be best fren forever.

Eats pets.dododex says so........

Whether you're funny or not, they'll laugh anyways.

IT DOES NOT ACT LIKE IT LOOKS LIKE

They're laughing at you not with you.

If you see a pack of these running at you go ahead and start planning your next spawn location

Who would win?
An intelligent lifeform capable of crafting tools and domesticing beasts
A pack of good boi

Careful. They work for an evil lion called scar. Be careful for any elephant graveyards

PUPPIES!!!!!!! SOOOO CUTE!!!!! I WANT ONE!!! I NEED ONE!

This is the best doggo in ark and you can preserve food in it's back pack

My pet doggo.yoy.i will name him doge

So according to Dododex, the hyena is a hyena-like creature (obvious typo)