Dododex

ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the hyaenodon? Funny hyaenodon jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 501 · Answer 1 · 2017-05-30T10:43:35+00:00

This is no laughing matter....There's a joke in there somewhere.

score 415 · Answer 2 · 2017-06-11T09:48:39+00:00

Just a quick warning.. shouting Mufasa at them doesn't make them laugh.. or stop biting you!

score 222 · Answer 3 · 2019-12-03T07:46:47+00:00

I remember my friend who was a Noob saw a pack of these.sir noobsalot died trying to pet them all.i was just laughing my face off while he screamed"DONT JUST STAND THERE MAN COME AND HELP ME FOR GOD'S SAKE AHHHHHHHHH!" I just walked away laughing 2 minutes later I was killed by a giga.thats mah karma I guess...updoot.

score 295 · Answer 4 · 2017-05-30T21:08:18+00:00

Whether you're funny or not, they'll laugh anyways.

score 258 · Answer 5 · 2017-07-07T03:45:20+00:00

They're laughing at you not with you.

score 85 · Answer 6 · 2021-08-15T18:10:36+00:00

He protec

He attac

But most importantly..

He want pat

score 192 · Answer 7 · 2017-09-03T18:59:48+00:00

If you see a pack of these running at you go ahead and start planning your next spawn location

score 170 · Answer 8 · 2018-03-17T12:14:12+00:00

Who would win?

An intelligent lifeform capable of crafting tools and domesticing beasts

A pack of good boi

score 60 · Answer 9 · 2021-04-04T18:15:43+00:00

Oh who is a good boy, am I the only one that think they are dogs

score 133 · Answer 10 · 2017-08-23T12:53:50+00:00

Careful. They work for an evil lion called scar. Be careful for any elephant graveyards

score 126 · Answer 11 · 2017-06-03T23:05:32+00:00

PUPPIES!!!!!!! SOOOO CUTE!!!!! I WANT ONE!!! I NEED ONE!

score 58 · Answer 12 · 2020-05-26T00:32:55+00:00

Long Live Cupcake! (Watch Axeman’s Primal Fear Series)

score 47 · Answer 13 · 2021-01-03T01:05:07+00:00

Why the fuk do we tame this by petting it? I mean like seriously? WHO A GOOZD BOY? MY LEG IS ENJOYING YOUR TEETH MASSAGE

score 1 · Answer 14 · 2023-10-08T15:09:46+00:00

He’s not laughing at you or with you he’s laughing because you can’t tame him

score 104 · Answer 15 · 2017-06-04T04:49:45+00:00

This is the best doggo in ark and you can preserve food in it's back pack

score 12 · Answer 16 · 2022-12-27T10:43:31+00:00

“Quick and easy taming” -dodo dex

Me who really wants one but can’t even sneak up on one: I’m sorry but you are very misunderstood for that is not how it works.

-da utter

score 30 · Answer 17 · 2021-06-03T17:41:40+00:00

Walking in the woods with tribe mate:

Sees Hyenadon pack, bolas friend, and runs.

Friend, “ That’s not funny!!!”

Hyenadon, “ Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha.”

score 44 · Answer 18 · 2019-12-29T01:10:51+00:00

Me: aww look at them theyre so CUTe ,Theyre not going To attack me anyway.

A pack of Hyaenodons : so u have chosen DEATH-

score 27 · Answer 19 · 2021-05-05T02:53:49+00:00

Its great when your cracking jokes with the boys and noone thinks your funny yet your pup will laugh. Such a good boy

score 34 · Answer 20 · 2019-12-27T19:21:23+00:00

I wanted one.... I didn't find any. CUZ GOD DARNNIT MOBILE STOP PUTTING STUFF IN THE DUNGEONS!!