Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved Taming Calculator

Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved Taming Calculator
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What are some funny jokes or stories about the hyaenodon? Funny hyaenodon jokes submitted by ARK players.
Why the fuk do we tame this by petting it? I mean like seriously? WHO A GOOZD BOY? MY LEG IS ENJOYING YOUR TEETH MASSAGE
This is no laughing matter....There's a joke in there somewhere.
Non-Vilent I call BS
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Just a quick warning.. shouting Mufasa at them doesn't make them laugh.. or stop biting you!
Like troodons they have a night time buff I remember they were destroying my deinonychus but at daytime when I hit one with my deinonychus it ran away screaming
Pro tip:wait to destroy them at day
Pro tip:wait to destroy them at day
I remember my friend who was a Noob saw a pack of these.sir noobsalot died trying to pet them all.i was just laughing my face off while he screamed"DONT JUST STAND THERE MAN COME AND HELP ME FOR GOD'S SAKE AHHHHHHHHH!" I just walked away laughing 2 minutes later I was killed by a giga.thats mah karma I guess...updoot.
Whether you're funny or not, they'll laugh anyways.
Long Live Cupcake! (Watch Axemanβs Primal Fear Series)
They're laughing at you not with you.
If you see a pack of these running at you go ahead and start planning your next spawn location
This is my experience with them.
Me at lv1
Hyaenodon: Snack time.
Me at max lv with acs riot gear.
Hyaenodon: SOMEONE SAVE ME!
Me at lv1
Hyaenodon: Snack time.
Me at max lv with acs riot gear.
Hyaenodon: SOMEONE SAVE ME!
Who would win?
An intelligent lifeform capable of crafting tools and domesticing beasts
A pack of good boi
An intelligent lifeform capable of crafting tools and domesticing beasts
A pack of good boi
Careful. They work for an evil lion called scar. Be careful for any elephant graveyards
PUPPIES!!!!!!! SOOOO CUTE!!!!! I WANT ONE!!! I NEED ONE!
How to rule a server.
1) tame a bunch of dodos and level up their attack and health.
2) get a bunch in these doggos and level up their attack and health
3) tame 15 dire wolfs max level and level up their attack and health
Now you rule your server. Ya welcome.
1) tame a bunch of dodos and level up their attack and health.
2) get a bunch in these doggos and level up their attack and health
3) tame 15 dire wolfs max level and level up their attack and health
Now you rule your server. Ya welcome.
Me: aww look at them theyre so CUTe ,Theyre not going To attack me anyway.
A pack of Hyaenodons : so u have chosen DEATH-
A pack of Hyaenodons : so u have chosen DEATH-
I wanted one.... I didn't find any. CUZ GOD DARNNIT MOBILE STOP PUTTING STUFF IN THE DUNGEONS!!
And this is where we stop and think we will never have syntac's hunting pack from his mideavil ark series with mutations galore and imprinting
This is the best doggo in ark and you can preserve food in it's back pack
These guys are searching for a hybrid gallimimus thatβs super fast and hard to find. They are just traveling in packs to find this hybrid so let them be, they donβt wanna hurt u if u donβt get their hybrid. Most of the time their translator collars will warn you if u r getting to close. If they do come at u point somewhere and yell βSQUIRRELβ and run away in there opposite direction. Thereβs an old man in a quetzal blimp that might attack but you can deal with him anyway you like really, no harm done.