Dododex

ARK: Survival Evolved Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the hyaenodon? Funny hyaenodon jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 488 · Answer 1 · 2017-05-30T10:43:35+00:00

This is no laughing matter....There's a joke in there somewhere.

score 13 · Answer 2 · 2021-08-15T18:10:36+00:00

He protec

He attac

But most importantly..

He want pat

score 5 · Answer 3 · 2021-09-20T12:38:46+00:00

That one ark creature that doesn't laugh with you

I have a group of 8

The leader is a female called shenzi

There all females

Cause in real life females are more important than male hyenas

score 358 · Answer 4 · 2017-06-11T09:48:39+00:00

Just a quick warning.. shouting Mufasa at them doesn't make them laugh.. or stop biting you!

score 148 · Answer 5 · 2019-12-03T07:46:47+00:00

I remember my friend who was a Noob saw a pack of these.sir noobsalot died trying to pet them all.i was just laughing my face off while he screamed"DONT JUST STAND THERE MAN COME AND HELP ME FOR GOD'S SAKE AHHHHHHHHH!" I just walked away laughing 2 minutes later I was killed by a giga.thats mah karma I guess...updoot.

score 19 · Answer 6 · 2021-06-29T02:12:43+00:00

Make these in mobile!!! Spread the word

score 36 · Answer 7 · 2021-04-04T18:15:43+00:00

Oh who is a good boy, am I the only one that think they are dogs

score 272 · Answer 8 · 2017-05-30T21:08:18+00:00

Whether you're funny or not, they'll laugh anyways.

score 12 · Answer 9 · 2021-07-13T08:51:20+00:00

Not particularly funny, but a fun fact, these guys weren't actually related to hyenas at all, their name just means 'hyena tooth'.

score 215 · Answer 10 · 2017-07-07T03:45:20+00:00

They're laughing at you not with you.

score 35 · Answer 11 · 2021-01-03T01:05:07+00:00

Why the fuk do we tame this by petting it? I mean like seriously? WHO A GOOZD BOY? MY LEG IS ENJOYING YOUR TEETH MASSAGE

score 14 · Answer 12 · 2021-06-03T17:41:40+00:00

Walking in the woods with tribe mate:

Sees Hyenadon pack, bolas friend, and runs.

Friend, “ That’s not funny!!!”

Hyenadon, “ Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha.”

score 165 · Answer 13 · 2017-09-03T18:59:48+00:00

If you see a pack of these running at you go ahead and start planning your next spawn location

score 16 · Answer 14 · 2021-05-05T02:53:49+00:00

Its great when your cracking jokes with the boys and noone thinks your funny yet your pup will laugh. Such a good boy

score 52 · Answer 15 · 2020-05-26T00:32:55+00:00

Long Live Cupcake! (Watch Axeman’s Primal Fear Series)

score 131 · Answer 16 · 2018-03-17T12:14:12+00:00

Who would win?

An intelligent lifeform capable of crafting tools and domesticing beasts

A pack of good boi

score 14 · Answer 17 · 2021-04-17T03:45:14+00:00

When the allied tribe punches one of the hyenas then needs help:

Friends? I thought he said we were the enemy.

score 121 · Answer 18 · 2017-08-23T12:53:50+00:00

Careful. They work for an evil lion called scar. Be careful for any elephant graveyards

score 6 · Answer 19 · 2021-07-12T00:17:33+00:00

Nice little thing about real life hyenas they laughed because they're anxious they have through the roof anxiety and they laugh because of it

score 6 · Answer 20 · 2021-07-12T00:17:33+00:00

Nice little thing about real life hyenas they laughed because they're anxious they have through the roof anxiety and they laugh because of it