This is no laughing matter....There's a joke in there somewhere.

Why the fuk do we tame this by petting it? I mean like seriously? WHO A GOOZD BOY? MY LEG IS ENJOYING YOUR TEETH MASSAGE

Just a quick warning.. shouting Mufasa at them doesn't make them laugh.. or stop biting you!

I remember my friend who was a Noob saw a pack of these.sir noobsalot died trying to pet them all.i was just laughing my face off while he screamed"DONT JUST STAND THERE MAN COME AND HELP ME FOR GOD'S SAKE AHHHHHHHHH!" I just walked away laughing 2 minutes later I was killed by a giga.thats mah karma I guess...updoot.

Whether you're funny or not, they'll laugh anyways.

Non-Vilent I call BS




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Long Live Cupcake! (Watch Axeman’s Primal Fear Series)

They're laughing at you not with you.

If you see a pack of these running at you go ahead and start planning your next spawn location

Like troodons they have a night time buff I remember they were destroying my deinonychus but at daytime when I hit one with my deinonychus it ran away screaming

Pro tip:wait to destroy them at day